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Theoretically speaking, if you put several sleeves of expired bagels in your neighbor's garbage can on the curb at 6 a.m. would it be weirder to not tell them and take the chance they see them before the truck gets here... or txt them "I put my bagels in your trash can" first thing in the morning?

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I think I've gone full techbro 🥲

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Howdy, Dallas 🤠 #WiCys #wicys2025 #womenincybersecurity

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I'm not a regular analyst and mom, I'm a COOL analyst and mom and I'm here to share the things giving myself heart palpitations on cold brew taught me about AI 👇 Just kidding 🤪 Happy April Fool's Day #AprilFoolsDay #VibeCoding #CyberSecurity

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It's a San Francisco kind of morning 😴☕💨

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The life I live today is so far above and beyond what I wished for as a kid, sometimes it's hard to wrap my head around it. I have worked really hard for a very long time, pushed through every setback, and I'm so proud of myself. Dream big, work hard, fall down and get up, repeat ❤️

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Sundays with the boys 🐕

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Friends in Phoenix- ICE is at the shopping area at 59th and Encanto. You know, just in case.

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Where are all the "What's Project 2025?" Republicans now?

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I've been trying to deny the reality that I'm pretty sure we're in a shitty black mirror episode of the 90s/00s... Now I'm sure.

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Welp, I'm just as bad at guitar on Fortnite Festival as I was in Rock Band and Guitar Hero, nice to know somethings don't change 😂 I really hope they release the drum controller before long, because being mediocre isn't my favorite.

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Some people will never understand the pain of having a head shape that is not conducive to wearing any type of headband 😭😭😭

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I'm going to need a lot more internet friends here if I'm going to completely disconnect from the #zuckerverse so here's a list of things I like talking about for the algorithm [cybersecurity, security, data privacy, neurodiversity, music, improv, standup, social equity, dogs, coffee, pho, ramen]

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I've found myself discussing Taiwan almost daily lately. From its critical importance to the entire tech ecosystem, to its geopolitical importance in the standoff between the PRC and the West, at some point in the next few years I see a conflict between China and Taiwan reshaping the world (Cont)

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For some inexplicable reason, a woman posted on Blind (the employer review and gossip app) and complained about her husband. One of the first comments was "PIP him." and i just shot tea out of my nose 🤣

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LinkedIn Influencers be like: I experienced a definitely real, not hypothetical scenario with a definitely not made-up customer. I saved the day and then everyone stood up and clapped. Here's a blog post I wrote about saving the day that just happens to be the perfect scenario. Its definitely true.

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Mediocre middle-aged male middle-managers are the real DEI hires. You need enough of them in a meeting to repeat everyone else's ideas and take credit for execution to please the mediocre upper-middle-aged male directors and executives enough to "get things done" 💡🤯

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My husband watches a lot of WWE, which I tolerate because he tolerates my neverending, mostly sarcastic commentary. Seeing almost everyone in the arena boo #hulkhogan just kind of renewed my faith in the US

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Can we go back to when the worst thing social media could make you was a hipster?

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Drunk Andy and Anderson is my favorite NYE tradition. Andy just asked the sword swallower if he's seeing anybody 💀

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All I've learned this week is that Vivek Ramaswamy has never seen Mean Girls 🙄

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At the risk of having someone mansplain the supply chain to me again - here's another one. Cyberhaven informed customers that attackers published a malicious update to their chrome extension, capable of stealing passwords and other sensitive information #SupplyChainSecurity

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Imagine being a UFO and the first thing you see on TV when you land is Let's Make a Deal 🤯

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AI may not take your job, but it might cost you your job 😳 The speed at which large companies are racing to deploy AI shortcuts makes it nearly impossible to do so securely. Most projects (4/5) aren't involving Security in the early stages, which would likely catch these kind of basic lapses.

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Me in the .5 seconds between when I hit "Leave Meeting" and my camera actually shuts off

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Why is the Starbucks Cranberry Bliss Bar so much sweeter than it used to be? 😭 I can't eat more than half a bite and it used to be my favorite

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Friday the 13th hits different with a peppermint mocha in your hand #fridaythe13th

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American healthcare anecdote #58586959 - the urgent care center I went to for a single stitch last week gave me the suture kit to take home so my husband can pull the stitch out today and I don't have to pay another copay 🫠

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