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Extinguished Perfesser of English at Ruckers–Nork; mooseophile; wine guzzler; author of many books, a few of them readable; harmless eccentric. C18 British lit, dictionaries & lexicography, book history, political smartassery. https://jacklynch.net
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With “Early Toilet Bathroom Humor French Wit Mockery” they make a compelling case.

Minor formatting errors.

Please, guys, don’t fight. That would make me sad.

“CHESS. n.s. [echec, Fr.] A nice and abstruse game, in which two sets of men and one moose are moved in opposition to each other” — Johnson’s Dictionary.

Not cool, universe. Not cool.

Counting down to a big round of firings in three … two …

Former Senator Bob Menendez, who is set to report to federal prison in two weeks, is clearly looking for a pardon or commutation here from President Trump.

Senator Werner Herzog from the State of Despair.

This is fine.

“A spokeswoman … downplayed them as ‘minor citation and formatting errors.’” Okay, you start at “minor citation and formatting errors,” I start at “research fraud showing contempt for your constituents,” and we close on “disgraceful failure to meet the minimum requirements of public discourse.”

Ain’t nobody wants more Newarks.

What do we know about her, friends?

Today is National Biscuit Day, and it’s about time that I populated this account with biscuit (cookie) sets from the past few years. Here are some of my favourites. 🧵 First up, a set inspired by the delicious designs of William Morris and John Henry Dearle.

TACO cucks on every corner.

Elon Musk has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins

They’re not even smart enough to make up their own lies. AI did it for them.

“Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says his ‘Make America Healthy Again’ Commission report harnesses ‘gold-standard’ science, citing more than 500 studies and other sources to back up its claims. … Seven of the cited sources don’t appear to exist.”

If the text from our catsitter is to be believed, Glooskap has developed the ability to shoot lasers from his eyes.

Call me old-fashioned, but there’s absolutely no room for non-traditional gender roles in Twelfth Night.