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huge dip when i stopped coming in to work and another one when i officially resigned

habit tracking app that does not patronize Jack thanks

so many pickup trucks around these days. makes me desperate to be a "hop-on"

"This Bud's For You" commercial where instead of a gun Bud Dwyer pulls an ice cold six pack from that bag and shares it with his colleagues as they announce his corruption charges are dropped

"might have won bb3 if there was a jury house" is just not an impressive reality tv resume i am sorry

i hate the eat the rich deal like woah man im a communist not a fuckin cannibal

*David Letterman voice* now did you play that, or did you sequence?

it might be pure cope but i think this time the jury nullification graffiti works and Luigi walks

crazy that rainbolt is american getting that good at geo guesser is undeniably Finnish behavior

redemption Island II: Boston Rob vs Tom Sandoval

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

review of skatepark like reviewing a mcdonald's and complaining about the smell of hamburgers

in "im on a boat" when Andy brags about flipping burgers .. that's antiwork baby

it would be so funny if this dude got the Luigi treatment

me and who

my niche! im networking in my niche!

guy who spells out GNU and says "slash" out loud

when will Haliey say "Hawk Threeuh"

to save both Survivor and America, Jeff Probst must become president

jimmy john's drivers should have sirens

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some people enjoy car racing in an entirely different way from me

they may have me using a wireless mouse but you will need to take my cherry blues out of my cold, dead, and clacky hands

The idea that traditionalism is counterculture pervades everything in right-wing political culture bad-faith-times.ghost.io/sorry-your-t...

Guy that puts “hella voter” in his profile telling you that your children are ugly because you said “when might the democrats say something about the bad stuff?”

smoking that good left wing propaganda (youtube documentaries about the CIA)

Ultimant classic moment

slipped and fell in the shower this morning. 28 years old btw

"st Vincent secretly has a wife and kid" bro just tell me you didn't listen to Daddy's Home

Klarna, the company that got so much press for dropping customer service and replacing them with AI, is now saying that they are now going to "become the best at offering a human to speak to." Great stuff!

worst part of work from home is that coffee shops are solidly yuppie territory

the Bobby moves into the dog house episode is so good dude

proposing new holiday: talk like boomhauer day

out: walkable cities in: fuckable cities