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My spirit animal is a fat raccoon trying to get into a dumpster. Not a Republican, not a Democrat. I'm an American, loyal to my country and not fat, orange grifters.
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submitted 2 days ago • 196 comments

Good morning America...💙

submitted 3 days ago • 151 comments

Putin's overthrow of the US government is almost complete. They will be purging the military of any senior officers that would stand in the way of the 'Final Solution'.

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submitted 5 days ago • 29 comments

I saw where a USAF plane with diplomatic people has landed in Moscow. I can only assume they are delivering the articles of surrender of the US to Putin.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Ah ⬇️

submitted 11 days ago • 15 comments

God Emperor wants to abolish FEMA and let the states do their own disaster recovery. Hey Red States how's it feel to get your faces eaten by leopards

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Nation in distress

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Lord Satan we implore you, your son Donald is a complete fucking moron. We said nothing when you brought Rush Limbaugh to Hell but please no more Republicans. We demons are overworked as it is and we appreciate the Christians you bring to help us but Republicans are too stupid.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Top Dem on the House Intel Committee Jim Himes says in a statement that he understands that the White House “insisted” on the CIA transmitting the list in an unclassified email

submitted 17 days ago • 685 comments

So the God Emperor is now warning Iran not to assassinate him. Did Elon put out a hit on him? If it happens I will be sure to send my thoughts and prayers to the GQP. Collins will be very concerned and Mace will try for academy award again and Moses Mike will hold a prayer meeting.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments