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What is the Foo they are Fighters off?

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Proposing with a White Castle chicken ring, call that a cluckmitment

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If you don’t have a stuffy nose right now, appreciate that. Future you with a stuffy nose will be like “at least I took time to care when this guy was cleared up” because you know it’ll feel like it’s been stuffy for your whole life.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm having a Bean Party in April if anyone wants to go, let me know.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I’m so excited for Daredevil to be back! It’s so good and I can’t stop thinking about it, so I whipped up a little drawing. #fanart

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going do something

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Dear Elon, Today at work I... 1. Sent a list of neighborhoods to someone. 2. Scheduled a Showing. 3. Asked a client a question. 4. Made 2 Social Media Posts. 5. Requested some material from Marketing. Please fire me. Jack

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

You could sever me at anytime bro. I think I'd be happy to be an Innie. I get to just sit at work and play Balatro on my phone for all of my life? Sounds sweet.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

who else tryna get babu frikked up this weekend??

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

happy black history month...?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

12 Angry Men is what I call the bathroom line after a Marvel movie

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Insanity: Nickelodeon announces new show “Cementfrank” to recreate the magic of “SpongeBob SquarePants”

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Remember that movie Woman Talking, feels like it totally got lost over the past two years as existing. If Oppenheimer was titled Men Talking, maybe people woulda realized it was just a boring flick.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I'm overdue on cutting my toenails. They get so damn sharp. Once I start fearing that I'm about to be ripping into my bed sheets at night, I know it's time to cut them. Only problem is.. I forget until the next night. It normally take around 2 weeks until I actually cut them suckers.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Bvowed

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Gamer (the movie) x QWOP (video game) where you control a real person trying to walk down a flight of stairs

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Monster trucks my ass they didn’t even have teeth

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sure the trolley problem decision maker fella would have an easier time if there was xp and a battle pass with cool little trinkets and cute outfits

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about some pizza. The way those flavors whisper the sweetest dreams into my tongue is purely magical.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Why do they call them thumb tacks? I've never used one on my thumb or on my taxes.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Man I saw the news about the Ravens kicker, sounds like he isn't much of a Tucker at all!

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I often find myself hating America. But I gotta admit I love being American whenever I click a "Country/Region" dropdown menu and USA is right on top. Like imagine being from Pitcairn, you're never on the top. Gotta be rough.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think George Kittle played Halo Infinite?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I haven't seen We Bought a Zoo, but I imagine it's a lot like when I Buy a Book. Just look at it and go "That's a lotta work, who let me buy this?"

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Applying for jobs, no need to make this account private since it's impossible to find an account on here through Google.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Taking the advice of 1/10 dentists and brushing my teeth with vegemite

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Video game addiction therapy where a large, greasy Greek man comes to your home and destroys your pc & consoles with a sledge hammer

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Kansas City in the Super Bowl again? Nobody wants that. That’s like saying we’d elect Donald Trump for a second term!

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

damn I gotta make some gnocchi

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

The Roottrees are Dead is a really great game. I can't help but get sad playing it though. Ever since we lost Watto... I just think of him. Damn.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I just heard about Watto. I’m debated. He meant the world to me. I know he had a troubled past, but I know he was misunderstood. #RIPWATTO

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

You ever think about a Twinkie? Man, those things are good. Like why don’t we respect the game a bit more?

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments