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On this day 17 years ago, Ctrl+Alt+Del posted the Loss comic strip.

submitted 21 days ago • 43 comments

Saquon Barkley spending his offseason palling around with Trump, speaking at a Christian get-rich-quick arena event, and doing a Madden 26 promo at the cheesesteak place once** notorious for its “This is AMERICA. When ordering, speak English" sign is quite the triple crown. **Removed for DNC 2016.

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

I’d make Jill Biden squirt fr

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve got an idea that’ll save us time AND money

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

I have a fetish for finding giveaways in old media from the 90s and trying to redeem them

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Before I take this dick pic should I put it in a hotdog bun

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

It’s kinda wild to me that when most kids are bored, they go to the mall or the river. I get to go to Disney when I’m bored just to kill time. Orlando kinda fucking rules sometimes.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Republicans would gladly let Trump take a shit in their mouth if it meant a Democrat had to smell it

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I either wear 8” full grain leather steel toe work boots, or crocs. Nothing inbetween

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submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

So fucking disappointed in Barkley and DeJean

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

I was so proud of them on February 8, 2025. But today I am even more proud of: Jalen Hurts A J Brown Devonta Smith Brandon Graham Darius Slay Nolan Smith Jordan Davis Jalen Carter CJ Gardner-Johnson Zack Baun Nakobe Dean Isaiah Rodgers Jalyn Hunt Josh Sweat

submitted 56 days ago • 14 comments

• Jalen Hurts • AJ Brown • DeVonta Smith • Brandon Graham • Darius Slay • Nolan Smith • Jordan Davis • Jalen Carter • CJ Gardner-Johnson • Zack Baun • Nakobe Dean • Isaiah Rodgers • Jalyx Hunt • Josh Sweat The only jerseys I'll be buying going forward. #eagles #flyeaglesfly #fuckdonaldtrump

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

god fucking damnit man

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Knew I shoulda got a Brandom Graham 55 jersey instead of a Barkley jersey last year.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Anybody enters my house unannounced is getting shot. Believe that

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Anybody hiring remote IT support?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Also Expedition 33 is great so far

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

There’s something truly special about gym influencers who only share clips of their ass and legs in form fitting spandex complaining about people sexualizing their content. Takes a truly special kind of person.

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DeepSeek > ChatGPT

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Job interview for an airport ramp agent tomorrow. Pay sucks but it’ll be better than sitting behind a desk all day. Kinda miss working outdoors with a team.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Easter 🐰 #Browns #Steelers #Bengals #Ravens #Easter #nfl #NFL #nflmemes #nfldraft #AFC

submitted 64 days ago • 5 comments

Talk about a throwback holy moly

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit.

submitted 66 days ago • 7 comments

Last Epoch is very fun

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

can somebody just blow this mf head smooth off already please

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Musk is disabling DM's on Twitter because his feelings got hurt lmfao

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

This Administration is trying to erase a human being. Don't allow it. We are all connected.

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submitted 68 days ago • 738 comments

If your church is silent about #KilmarÁbregoGarcía this Sunday, you should walk out and never go back. They don't give as shit about the teachings of Jesus. #CancelEaster johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/if-your-ch...

submitted 68 days ago • 52 comments

The system is R-I-G-G-E-D against working people. RIGGED.

submitted 68 days ago • 63 comments