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He/Him | Ultrakillionaire CEO of Jackbox | #1 gexist
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are you called fly because you’re flying or is it called flying because you’re fly

>see anti-piracy ad >look inside >piracy

yay new P-2 P% PB

This piece is is now called John Chess and I will not be told otherwise

i love missing senior skip day bc nobody told me bc i have no friends

I love Clodsire

gorp hads hat now !!

me thinks theres something wrong with him

he named gorp

i love ms paint

oof ouch the creature that bit me earlier was actually a rat carrying the black death and i am now dyign owww

istg these movies are a money laundering scheme and nobody has ever seen them 😭😭😭

she water on my bucket til i RELEASE

I Do Not Have enough Money To put Pages Up right Now Due to A Certain Somebody

DONKEY KONG 65 IS REAL

I think imma stay evil, no reason, just feel like it

banger chapter today, really fooled me there

I love beig silly

NOOO THEY LOWERED THE CHARACTER LIMIT BY EXACTLY 1 LETTER, I AM IN SHAMBLES MY EVIL PLANS ARE RUINED I WAS GOING TO WRITE AN EVIL ANNOUNCEMENT WHICH WAS EXACTLY 300 CHARACTERS BUT NOW I CANT POST IT. WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW THAT NOBODY WILL KNOW MY EVIL PLANS. DAMN YOU BLUESKY DEVELOPERS, DAMN YOUUU

Im evil now

transhdmdmernderd dzyzay vidinbilityiu v2 ultrakill plush spuppostrts tfmarnsmsgnefndrers peplope

Schlurp my beloved i think i actually gaslit myself into liking this goober at first but hes just so silly like look at him you cant hate that face

oh god its in my house

SPREAGSHEET COMPLETE !!!

pinos mrime

tf was i cooking???

it turns out the secret to napping is actually feeling like shit so i have finally evolved the ability to nap