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HOLY FUCK I AM A PROPHET

My adventure into covering the amazing music of ULTRAKILL begins with the release The Cyber Grind (lofi) on March 5th! Here's the album art. I'm hope you're as excited to hear it as I am to share it. #ULTRAKILL

I NEED THE ULTRAKILL UPDATE NOW

Dialger

wowza

HELLO IT ME JOHN NEW BLOOD

HOLY FUCK I FINALLY DID IT

i finally have my revenge on the fucker

they should call me gabriel ultrakill bc i got my ass beat by a gopro

nvm ive been beat on 2-1

repost if you like cheese

they should call me minos bc i have become the new king of lust

man

WHY TF IS GAME THEORY ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO

F Y L

Assassins creed is so funny sometimes. Like yes, the final boss fight is a fist fight with the pope

this has to be one of the most deranged thumbnails put to youtube

theres no such thing as a drinking problem, only a drinking solution

Mass genocide Usage of WMDs Destruction of currency Fishing without a license Terrorism Fratricide Trespassing on government property Desecration of human remains Consumption of human remains Assassination of public figures Owning firearms without a permit And more!

physics is peak bc its the only thing that seems to agree with me that west is a negative direction

more curling iron

w card

Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only.

random sketch lmao

poster mockup for a class project

i love alcoholism

wowza

NEW BALATRO PB LFG

i have no idea why i have this saved

blatoise

holy fuck i just hit 4 wheels of fortune in a row the odds for this shit is 0.39% throughout the straights and the flushes i alone am the balatro one

Soon

My new years resolution is to be nicer to people born specially in February and June

oh wait i just remembered the chainsaw man movie is coming out this year nvm

Happy new year to everyone! Unless you're born in June or February. Hope you all have a lovely 2025 😎

To another wretched year

man i hope next year doesnt suck balls

at 100 followers i am going to kidnap and murder one of my followers