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jacobcyoung.bsky.social
Artist, X-gender, person, worker, plebeian, commonist, #1 RDR2 Hater
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This is how you fix the #NBA @mcuban.bsky.social @nba.com

Killer Mike raps this whole song about how god and religion are bullshit, but he's got prayers for the dead????

@mcuban.bsky.social I seriously need to know what the fuck happened

I’m a super-Deluxe honky

Told my wife I loved her right before the elevator doors closed and all she said was “I know” 💀

‘I’m the joker” -joker

I piss nothing but pure piss 💪💯

WE BRING THE GOON 💦 THATS WHAT WE DO WE BRING THE GOON 💦 WE BRING THE GOON 💦

So I crunched the numbers and here’s how to make the most money at the casino Step 1: Take your money and walk out of the casino Step 2: Look for change in the parking lot Over a lifetime you’re expected to make just shy of $2 (1.93)

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I’m thinking about joining the Democratic Party, but I don’t know how to tie my hands behind my back by myself. Anyone have any advice?

In 2042 are we really going to be on Call of Duty: Black Ops XIV

After smoking weed I no longer hate women. Terribly sorry ladies. #equaLITy #Joker #Society

Homos, start your engines!!

Why do I hurt women ? Society. #Joker

When someone other than Homer say D’oh

Sciety

How old were you when you realized everything they ever told you was a lie. #Joker

Gee golly I love cutting towards myself. Its sooo much easier than cutting away. 👍

Only true #genius -es can understand the obscure references and intricate wordplay in my #skeets

The urge to delete this is high, but I will never.

What’s the human equivalent of loafing? 😼

Boy I will suck you bi

Do you guys think forgetting dreams is a preview of what dementia will be like? 🤔

Magical man in the Blue Magical Blue man in the Blue man BlueSky God BlueMagical The Magical Man in the Big BlueSky

Boy I sure do love lifting with my back 😄

I wonder what Ellie’s butthole looks like 🤔

I’m a cereal grapist.

You #goon I #fap We are not the same.

Guys if yore ever feeling down just know that I’m rich and you’re not