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Writer, movie theater staff and frequent guest, and general cyberpunk. Check out my youtube channel with all kinds of shorts I made: https://youtube.com/@matinee5productions
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Homestar Runner is risen dot com!

My favorite part of this week was telling this to my class and a random student blurting out “NO ONE WILL MISS IT” lol

These decaying ghouls need to be told it's not the 90's anymore and to fuck off.

the democrats believe it's their right to govern us, and that challenges from common people amount to treason. disgusting fucking parasites.

✨ Where everything seems possible & nothing is what it seems… ✨⁣ We’re thrilled to announce our officially licensed LABYRINTH collection is coming Monday, April 21 at 5 PM ET! Prepare for our massive tribute to the fantasy, the mystery, and the magic of Jim Henson’s classic!

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Hey @coelasquid.bsky.social @bilious.bsky.social @tommyscorcho.bsky.social Jugger goes 4K!

Hoggle-ass looking ghoul telling us which people deserve to live

This is why the "WINK" horror movie joke in this week's THE STUDIO was so funny to me.

Hollywood execs are constantly screaming "Get me a Tom Holland type" so their assistants are out in the desert trying to catch gila monsters

To put this extraordinary order in context, Wilkinson is a Reagan appointee.

One thing that this saga and Trump's comments during it have made fairly clear is that as far as immigration is concerned — and possibly well beyond it — Stephen Miller is the president.

i think it's so important to not limit ourselves; to allow us to think of a better world, even if that gets us called idealistic or naive. i'm talking of course about imagining a universe in which a personal printer that works has been invented

its still remarkable how this administration is promising nothing not even anything to its supporters, just all stick and no carrot

The Onion has your number theonion.com/historians-q...

Me trying to maintain a positive attitude

Carville hasn’t been a democrat on anything but paper since at least the early 90’s, stop giving him a platform

I see JAWS, DEEP BLUE SEA, TROLL 2, ORLANDO, THE TERMINATOR, TRUE ROMANCE, and so much more!

Check out a video mashup of movies coming to the New Bev this May! Any favorites you can spot? As always, cut together by our own @jeffsmithhere.bsky.social. vimeo.com/1076157831

A secret to writing in the dark timeline is focus on setting LOW DAILY WORD COUNTS. Do not saddle yourself with an ambitious target. On the days you miss it, you'll feel like a failure. Setting your target at a number of words you can write in 30-60 minutes ensures you're likely to hit it every day.

This, molded permanently angry brows on creatures, and lanky backwards-arm giant monsters need a rest imo

I'm at the point where my brain will automatically insert a monster into the landscape when i see a good composition out on my daily walk.

i know it's been said many times but i really can't get over how transphobia literally rots people's brains until they're slobbering and obsessed with gametes and chromosomes and don't realize how insane they sound. it's like a zombie virus

Marvel I have a pitch. His name is Gamer Hulk. And he can’t stop yelling at kids online.

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

They’d rather trans people all drop dead than face their insecurities over their own gender/sexuality for even a split second.

it’s genuinely so funny that america voted in trump and almost immediately were like “we are doomed”. perhaps the dumbest country out there right now

every fucking coward who voted for rfk's confirmation should be publicly shamed every time they show their worthless faces. I don't think this level of fury is really productive in any way but I'm acknowledging it

Extremely grim to think about my shitty church (ex)friends who called HP "devil worship" and "anti christian" 20 years ago are now probably sorting themselves into goddam wizard houses & screeching 'hufflepuff pride' or some such shit jfc

Really don't like where this guy is headed.

The images of CECOT function two ways. For people with empathy, they see evidence of a crime against humanity. But for people without empathy, they work as pro-Trump propaganda. What Trump’s enablers have tried to ignore are the images that show these men before CECOT, because they drive empathy

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

Happy Bat Appreciation Day! The German word for a bat, Fledermaus, means “flutter mouse.” The Basque word, saguzar, means “old mouse.” And the Estonian word, nahkhiir, means “leather mouse.” But to me (and to anyone who’s seen the picture below) the correct term for bats will always be “sky puppies”

Self portrait <3

Had an awesome time at #UntilDawnMovie! A practical fx monster mash that ramped up the gore and horror with every night and featured a fantastic cast. I recommend it when it comes out April 25th!