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Former mathletic superstar and gifted child. Current schmuck. Agronomist and aspiring author. Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views.
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"Representative" means they should be representing us in Congress, but also in the streets, in front of cameras, and everywhere else. They aren't just figure heads in nice clothes.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

The ENIAC was faster than Trump and Elon's brains combined.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

How can you compare January 6ers, also known as uninformed seditionists, to people questioning a man who actually calls himself a king? The fucking BALLS of this guy...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be abducted by aliens.

submitted 1 day ago • 187 comments

the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

submitted 2 days ago • 180 comments

German politician, 1939: "Ja ja, we know he's a dictator, but what about zee price of zee eggs?!"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

That's quite a shift. People used to call that a flip flop and it was considered a bad thing.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I sit down in front of the chess board. My opponent sits across the table. It's Donald Trump. I begin with the Sokolsky opening, eyeing my opponent warily. Trump looks stunned by the move. He grabs a rook and says, "King me!" I say nothing about that makes sense. He screams "DEI" and explodes.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Trump's Stormtroopers are white nationalists? Shocked, I tell ya. Shocked.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I might not have a college degree, but I think that saving money by firing everybody seems like a bad long-term solution.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

"The bank robbers said they got away with a million dollars, but bank records show it was only about 300K. Now here's Bob with sports."

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Jeffries: "The Republicans have promised not to steal your nose, but when they pull their hand away, there it is between their fingers. Don't let the GOP take your nose."

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Heartbreaking story. Jocelynn Rojo Carranza, age 11, took her own life after her bullies constantly threatened to call ICE to have her Hispanic parents deported. Her story is one of the many real human consequences of Trump’s anti-immigrant rhetoric. youtu.be/vwMGdnM24Cw?...

submitted 4 days ago • 47 comments

Ukraine shouldn't have worn the short skirt that let everybody see her uranium deposits.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It’s way down on the list of concerns but the way he uses words like “powerful” and “strong” as catch-all adjectives drives me crazy. Social Security will be “powerful”? What? Is it going to fight Godzilla?

submitted 3 days ago • 154 comments