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jacobmcclary.bsky.social

Moisturized, in my lane, overall chill dude fr

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“Please enter the 6 digit verification code that was sent to your email” Puts the barrel to the roof of my mouth

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Jeff Probst should publicly execute the first person voted off of Survivor each season

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

submitted 91 days ago • 205 comments

Matt Gaetz Capitol Hill bathroom 4k 60fps

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Slams cash disbursement of my payday loan down on the table “Come on Luigi - show me them hands you beautiful son of a bitch”

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Quick - someone wire this man some more rubles

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“Yea, I got that dog in me 😏”

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Artist: Extra Fabulous Comics

submitted 93 days ago • 52 comments

Why yes, I am a neoliberal. How could you tell?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Another terrible day to be able to read. I need to be taken out back and shot like Lennie in Of Mice and Men. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/21/u...

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

2 for 1 abortion deal at the Suburu Summer Sales event

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Inside you are two wolves and they be fuckin'.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

What is your favorite Nintendo character? I’ll start. Charlie Kirk Mii

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Mike Johnson standing in front of the men’s restroom at the Capitol “Show me your cock”

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“Mr. Netanyahu, for crimes against humanity we hereby sentence you to attend Chili Potluck Day at an all white office located in New England” Incoherent wailing and screeching

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

CNN? Fox? Sweety, I get my news from grocery store bathrooms 💅🏻

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Functional illiteracy sounds kind of badass. Where do I sign up?

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

That’s a real clear thought that you were able to communicate via a text message/social media post, it would be a shame if I sent you back to the 1970’s to get gasoline induced lead poisoning 😎

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I'd rather broadcast my social security number in Times Sq than have to check my email or texts for one more fucking six digit verification code.

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

Since crime is such a hot issue for most Americans why don’t the devs just disable PvP on high pop servers?

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Makes a Bluesky account after staying in bed all day with a tummy ache I AM the resistance 🫡

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

My father was killed in a Baja blast you son of a bitch

submitted 95 days ago • 9 comments

You're telling me you creamed in this corn?

submitted 95 days ago • 18 comments

The settlers of Catan were illegal migrants

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Based?

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Brain worm controlling him like Ratatouille w/ Linguini except instead of being a master of French cooking the worm molests people

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all think the Blue Man Group fuck each other?

submitted 95 days ago • 2 comments

Dig up his grave and get him in the White House STAT

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Message to the Bluesky Tankies - No, you aren’t part of the big tent. Tent is big, but it ain’t that big.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

#meme #memes

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

First they came for trans community, and I did not speak out for I am not trans. Then they came for the migrant community, and I did not speak out for I am not a migrant. Now they come for the gamer community, and there is nobody left to speak for me.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck it. Puzzle Pirates for #goty

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Ok fellas - now that we’re all alone here away from MAGA…when we carrying out our plan to make everyone trans?

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments