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jacobtaber.bsky.social
(He/Him) If I'm not for myself, who will be for me? If I'm only for myself, what am I? If not now, when?
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Gotta love how brazen this White House is about completely making up numbers. Total Qatari GDP is <$250B

submitted 34 days ago • 14 comments

Breaking news: mob bosses who are paid protection money without explicitly indicating what will happen if they are not paid are not to be considered corrupt.

submitted 36 days ago • 6 comments

Salt Lake City.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

submitted 40 days ago • 1553 comments

Habemus Papa

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

First he added gold knick knacks. Then it was paintings with gilded frames. Then appliqués below the crown molding and then on the wainscoting. Then the doorframe got gold trim. And now it looks like this. The timeline: s2.washingtonpost.com/camp-rw/?tra...

submitted 43 days ago • 359 comments

When’s the last time an American politician lost an election in Canada? New frontiers of being a complete and total loser.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Love spending more on groceries for literally no reason. Thank you tariffs!

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Schlissel challah is chukas akum.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Here’s to the man at the airport eating an Italian sub for breakfast. America.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

American exceptionalism.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Trump tried to disappear a U.S. citizen

submitted 61 days ago • 17 comments

I do not miss chametz at all. I like the push to make salads for lunch, something I should be doing every day anyway. But man am I sick of cooking and cleaning.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

“I never thought the tariffs would come for MY supply chain” sobs founder who voted for the Tariffs Party

submitted 63 days ago • 173 comments

My bff’s son works for Americorps and received a decommissioning letter today. DOGE is gutting the program. I’m so angry and disappointed DOGE would go after a program that does such good work. @marisakabas.bsky.social @kairyssdal.bsky.social @katiephang.bsky.social

submitted 63 days ago • 66 comments

Either the U.S. government *is* able to exert monetary and diplomatic pressure on El Salvador sufficient to produce Abrego Garcia’s release, or it isn’t. The latter would be either a bald-faced lie or a pretty stunning concession of our national impotence. The Vice President should pick one.

submitted 63 days ago • 1596 comments

HELL NO to bailing out farmers again. Trump ran on tariffs and farm country gave him his biggest margins. Why should they go to the front of the line for taxpayer bailouts of those tariff costs? Moreover, Trump promised tariffs had no American losers. Say no to farm socialism.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

NGL paying taxes doesn't feel as good with Trump systematically dismantling all the good stuff that government does.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

When the head of ICE starts talking about how great it would be to have Amazon Prime for shipping human beings to a concentration camp in El Salvador that no one ever leaves, you’ve gone way past “it could never happen here.”

submitted 69 days ago • 260 comments

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine trying to deport someone for their "expected beliefs"

submitted 68 days ago • 88 comments

describing struggling people who need help as "playing video games all day"—all while giving $38 billion in gov contracts to elon musk to *literally* play video games all day—is vile on every possible level. failed state behavior

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

A very happy “I forgot today was taanit bechorot” to all who celebrate.

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Being a lawyer is weird because sometimes you just say tortfeasor or estoppel instead of normal words.

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

Counterpoint: holidays are nice.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Thisi s the funniest fucking thing.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

*whispers* 10% across-the-board tariffs are still bad.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Oh.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Fact check: I made burrito bowls for my family for dinner, and everyone was happy including me.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

if a Gothic novel had these names and backstory, I would complain about it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor_F...

submitted 70 days ago • 12 comments