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Nerds Rope is concrete evidence that humanity does progress and that the world, though slow moving, is on a path towards an ultimately brighter future. #nevergiveuphope

Yes heā€™s a tyrant and monster, but letā€™s not forget he also has the UGLIEST fucking suits on the planet.

If weā€™d had ranked choice voting then we coulda had Bernie thatā€™s all Iā€™m saying.

When someone in an ā€œanimal-in-a-certain-poseā€ Reddit shares a pic of a DIFFERENT kind of animal doing that same thing? Thats good stuff.

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How is Avowed? Are people having fun? KCD2 is solid but also breaking my spirit a little bit.

@dungeonsanddads.bsky.social very own Will Campos joins us for the most unhinged episode of the season!!! LISTEN NOW!

Happy birthday to the GOAT @atnathanyaffe.bsky.social. Thank you for existing!!!

Soccer?! I barely know ā€˜er!

When people name their kids a name that is the name of a pet I know I think ā€œthat person is fucking stupid.ā€ Even tho they donā€™t know the names of my friends pets, but likeā€¦ thatā€™s a dog name sorry.

Thoughts & Prayers & Monica & Chandler & Joey & Phoebe.

My cat threw up on our tear-away far side calendar when it was on a dog cartoon

Hey Siri, how many Ferrero Rocher can you eat before it becomes a problem?

Love having a cat because it means googling things like ā€œmy cat is yawning a lotā€ and experts saying ā€œthat either means they are relaxed OR anxiousā€

We donā€™t have outsmart wily animals to get food anymore but I know what that feels like anyways when Iā€™m trying to sort an app into a corner widget on my phone

I have now played Civ 7 for 24 earth hours

"Get the stars out of your eyes, Tandy Bowen." -Dr. Strange every single time I play. Fun fact, out of 64 hours of playing Marvel Rivals, I've spent 56 of them as Cloak and Dagger. Piece by me

I have played 17 hrs of Civ 7 since yesterday. Daddy like.