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jaded.bsky.social
Post-ironic, iconic, and here to steal memes. Music, crafts, and gas station glory holes. Common 🧵: I suck at all of these She/she’s/seize the means of production
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Going back to the doctor to get a Total Recall third boob implant. Wish me luck ✌🏻

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Going to do another post once I get the flyer but I'll be opening for R.A.P. Ferreira at the Nashville stop of his tour! April 25th at drkmttr in Nashville, TN! Tix below! Tell ya people! app.opendate.io/e/r-a-p-ferr... #blerdsky #blacksky #tennesseehiphop #nashville

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Hey, that’s MY band!

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If you in the Middle TN area pop out for this tonight! $15 at the door! Don't meet me there beat me there (seriously if i beat you here you should be embarrassed I'm coming from a state away)! @dialupghost.bsky.social @steelytran.bsky.social @jaded.bsky.social #TransSolidarity #Blerdsky #punk

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

New sweater 🥰🥰🥰

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ATTENTION: I need y’all’s help. My band has made it into the TOP 32 of Lightning 100’s Music City Mayhem. If we make it high enough in the bracket, we will get to play a show hosted by the radio station. Please give a vote to DIALUP GHOST at the link below!! contest.advocateware.us/cframe/6793b...

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

ATTENTION: I need y’all’s help. My band has made it into the TOP 32 of Lightning 100’s Music City Mayhem. If we make it high enough in the bracket, we will get to play a show hosted by the radio station. Please give a vote to DIALUP GHOST at the link below!! contest.advocateware.us/cframe/6793b...

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Over here, being seen and whatnot. Happy trans day of visibility đź’ś

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Going live with a lil #streetfighter6 TNS practice wit @jaded.bsky.social and the homies! www.twitch.tv/negrojustice

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

NEW NJ TAPE! Fresh off the heels of my bday weekend I'm happy to announce my first release in nearly 2 YEARS. And I'm not gone make ya wait long NJAM - Negro Justice Appreciation Month - drops next Monday, 03/24 as a @bandcamp exclusive, coming to DSPs soon after! Cover by @noggyplz.bsky.social !

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry to get so close at the red light, but I need to see what Madonna song you are rocking out to right now.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

They did the thing, omg they did the thing

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve been told that I have the same coffee order as a divorced dad. I then have to explain that I took the coffee order in the divorce.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck being pen pals, I wanna be penimies

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Me when they ask for n00dz

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

You may call it a bad blow job, but I call it “jazz“

submitted 705 days ago • 8 comments

Guns should have ballsacks. Fleshy ones.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Reading a book from the 1940s gets real confusing if you don’t realize that no one ever calls them Brazil nuts back then.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Tis time to venture unto the apothecary for mine Poultice of Mental Stability(+2) and Elixir of Feminine Wiles (+3)

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I take my hoagie with extra mayonnaise, cause mayon-naise a lot of fucking fascists in this country

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Really fucking bummed that the Trump is preventing the opening of a femboy hooters in my town. I just want shitty food served to me hot twinks, is that too much to ask America???

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t handle giving up tiktok cold turkey cause I’m vegan. Gotta do it cold tofurkey

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Wildlife

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Kill myself? In this economy?

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Made a hat instead on reading my book. Zero regrets.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I mean

submitted 91 days ago • 132 comments

Waking up feeling like a god is pretty amazing, until you realize the world doesn’t need anymore gods. Guess I’ll take this lithium instead.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Someone once told me they couldn’t wait to get to work to make their “witches brew“ When I asked, they said they take a long bathroom break where they would mix in the toilet bowl: -piss -shit -blood (from their anal fissures) -semen -dip spit

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes God forgets to put struggles on a person’s path. And who am I if not a footsoldier of the Lord.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Make a salad, but my dog ate it. So now I’m eating chili Mac.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

When you’re buddy still hasn’t finished House of Leaves

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I found a single green pea in my can of chickpeas. One of them girls must’ve detransitioned in the can.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

ACAB? Sure, but only because I’m pro crime.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Christmas action movie called “Fuck-Marry-Killmas” starring some dude in sunglasses

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, so your new toilet can flush a bucket of golf balls? Too bad my asshole can hold TWO buckets of golf balls.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, so your new toilet can flush a bucket of golf balls? Too bad my asshole can hold TWO buckets of golf balls.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Look at what you’re missing out on

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw Tony Hawk do an ad for a statin. This was never supposed to happen to me.

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

You CAN form a polycule for the sole purpose of competitively speed running escape rooms. Dream big.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

The penjamin is stronger than the swordjamin

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Oh man, an omen.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t you see? With these tax cuts for the rich, Batman could finally afford Bat-drones to keep the poor people of Gotham safe from their greatest threat, anti-capitalism.

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah I got that BDE Big Dinosaur penis Energy

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

I wish I had the subtitles for this audio book

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Mood

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

If Antman ever joins rivals, his ultimate needs to be expanding in someone’s anus before rampaging in giant mode

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Bottom surgery got me wiping back to front cause this pussy is the shit

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