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sheltered wii u kid - 20 sonic colors ultimate was my 9/11 assigned retro at DS profile picture by @flawedideal.bsky.social banner by @astronyu.bsky.social nooo don't click the jade wisp server link it's scary https://discord.gg/xurd2JhmtG
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i think they buffed item pickup range recently because this didn't work last time i tried it my netherrack-hoarding ass is very pleased with this.

minecraft ARGs be like "there's an entity in my world" and my only response is "yeah they use entities for a lot of things" minecraft.wiki/w/Entity

i woke up with a shitload of notifications hilarious. finally. a hit skeet or whatever they call it

i know people who quit the game over it and i still think the reaction was so weird i have never even heard of anyone actually getting banned from chat reporting, let alone false bans. it's crazy

ranking systems in sonic games have gotten too easy and i think it's time we bring back the stupid shit that you have to do to get a good rank in games like Sonic Adventure 2 "but speedrunners go wawa when they get WR but it has an E rank" that's what leaderboards are for leave my score ranks alone

I headcanon that Knuckles can drive Angel Island around like a big sky car

sonic 06's writing is actually so bad it kinda upsets me ...its probably because of seeing twitter users who've never played the game say "its peak" for the past several years, to be fair.

the PC gaming landscape would be significantly worse without valve and i think this is how they atone for adding lootboxes to TF2

I was going to edit a video yesterday, but instead I watched all of Bocchi the Rock

curling bomb trizooka and i refuse to specify the main weapon because i think everyone who needs to know will know

Every time minecraft changes something my first thought is all of those tiktok videos 10 year olds are going to make about how they're glad they grew up with the old stuff instead

the one minecraft mod-related server i'm in feels a lot more active recently but it's mostly just people joining to ask "why mod no work" and then never anything else then again, i think i joined for the same thing initially... i am a part of the problem, aren't i

to this day, the rowlets in my minecraft resource pack still say "pogchamp" because i originally made them for a streamer friend i have not spoken to niko in a long while, but i hope he enjoys the fact that these rowlets are still pogging in his voice

"We needed to build something dramatically better, but we failed to do so" and no one will ever succeed at this because valve keeps raising the bar for no fucking reason valve is running the world's funniest monopoly, may they never get toppled (unless they start doing stupid shit)

Hey listen to this cool DM i got from @madinstance.bsky.social

do we know why the Tropical Fish (item) in Minecraft is useless? is it a deliberate design choice? or a happy accident? would they give it a use if they could come up with one? or would they leave it as-is, as another Poisonous Potato incident?

i briefly thought about how the Mario & Sonic series implies that Mario is 3 feet tall, because he's the same size as Sonic then i thought about it a bit harder and realized i should have seen the connection a while ago