jadenep.bsky.social
i love my beautiful wife, Nepeta
she/her
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DONT DO IT MARIO
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holy shit... its nepeta
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oh ok
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it isnt worth it jade
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what happened to this jade?
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Wait are you a troll?
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3 jade harleys!!!
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oh no i spoiled… uhm i cant say more… no uh… just forget i said that its not as bad as you think though
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Oh how i miss him…
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no you wouldnt know about him if you never entered the game… hmm. have you… hmm. prototyped yet?
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fair… hmm… i dont want to spoil much for you its an adventure! has everyone gotten into the game yet???
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This is confusing ill have to ask dave how all this works… wait how far along are you… you dont know who “milkshake” is but you know about timelines… hmmm….
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who the hell are you? if im jade harley and your jade harley who else is jade harley!!!!
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this is also slander ill call police on you too
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this is slander im calling police
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its true the proof is there, but that creepy bear on the app icon always makes me not wanna play
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nose egbert
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hi
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he is so cute!!!!!
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[ooc] more so referring to ships that would be considered wrong irl
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yall are an uh interesting species
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yeah… im… are we gunna have to do that…☹️☹️☹️
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what the fuck
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[OOC] I might be wrong but like im 80% sure its just referring to like ALL illegal ships, incest, pedophilia, etc.
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she says we will have “the talk” later tonight what does that mean please im scared
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ok i just got one im heading home now
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ok then… ill go to the store and buy one
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why a bucket??? what dont i know‽
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nepeta just tells me not to worry about it and we will get there when we get there… im so confused
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troll reproductive cycles are so confusing to me
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oh is this only a seadweller thing thank god, i dont even know what fef or eridan are these days
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im sure nepeta will be fine… well i mean karkat probably wont… do trolls lay eggs asexually??? i need to probably ask them
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oh shit will nepeta lay eggs… even worse… will karkat lay eggs‽
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i physically cant… yall trolls are weird
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why are yall laying eggs
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are you playing bejeweled
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woke dog