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Just a pretty magical rock that likes to collect souls! Pronouns: They/She Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/jadethearchmage EnVTuber | Indie | Oshi Marks:🔮💎
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y'all, I think it's time we accept that Nintendo has to get a wake up call. between slamming palworld the way they have, their TOS basically saying "you can't sue us but we can sue you" (section 13), and there's talk that they can legally brick your console (but I can't find the info on this)

Ended up having a really nice night despite having my body being rude to me Now that I'm home though....... I am ready for sleep lol

Betty crocker really was out there telling people to fill their cakes with gelatin

I just got really sad cause I was going through the people I follow on here and Twitter and so many just.. aren't active anymore Knew it was a lot cause there's always a couple floating around in my head at any given time wondering how they are but damn I miss y'all Hope you're doing well 💜

I CAST ... Stream of unknown length www.twitch.tv/jadethearchm...

I just woke up What is reality

Sorry for the lack of streams, body has been acting up and I haven't been able to stream

I hate early morning appointments like I didn't need to be up for another hour and I've been waking up all night out of anxiety that I won't be up in time. Barely got any sleep

Just spent the last few hours compiling a giant list of every customizable Live2D model I could find—sorted by category and price. If you're a VTuber looking for a model (or just curious what's out there), this resource is for you 💖✨ docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

YALL LOOK AT THIS ITS SO WELL DONE Wanted a bit of change and the artist did a great job (ʏᴇs ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴛʏᴘᴏ sʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ)

YALL LOOK AT THIS ITS SO WELL DONE Wanted a bit of change and the artist did a great job (ʏᴇs ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴛʏᴘᴏ sʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ)

This friend has been a treasure trove of funny moments like this word slip up Another good one recently was "I wish I knew a goth girl to tell me where she gets her clothes and how to dress goth", and apparently she didn't realize we were walking up on someone in full goth attire

I did nap btw, then i woke up without power which just came back a little bit ago lol

"are you a needy special person" - a friend just now

It's perfect nap weather outside. Rolling thunder, dark skies, a little rain Literally the only thing that could make the conditions any better for a nap IS IF THE PRESSURE CHANGE WASNT HURTING MY HEAD /lh

You know when you're having a great night then like ... 1 thing (or a series of things close together) sours it majorly? Hard to get back into the good mood, but that's my mission before I go to bed, not gonna let something ruin a good night (or at least will try)

Sorry for ending stream early, was getting frustrated at the loud ass lawnmower outside and it was being picked up very clearly by my mic at times

Enough shenanigans, its time for shenanigans www.twitch.tv/jadethearchm...

My adventures with a plastic knife First we have the Wnife, then the twist knife, the Jnife (was a request) then the Knofe (just to spite reality)

With all these call out docs going around I feel I gotta make one about the vtuber that's been awful to me in the past Myself (dundunduuuuun) Yep, that Jade character kept saying mean things like "you don't stream enough" to me 😭 What's your silly call out post about yourself

Was on my way home with a sandwich earlier and telling my mom I needed to take long way home cause of a wreck and not wanting to be stuck in traffic. She said "Well and you don't want your sub to get cold" and y'all the way I had to fight back from saying "I mean, they might be into ice play".......

Body and brain are mush today If they stops being mush I really wanna stream Speaking of streaming I actually dreamed of it last night. Think I miss being able to do it consistently, what do y'all think

To add to this, some people, like myself, will simply not respond to open invites. Like they might want to join but feel unable to unless you ask them directly, so if you want someone there, make sure to give 'em a boop

I've been reading downstairs (I know, idk why I read when my heads killing me either), and my hands were especially cold. I decided to pet Fiona and put my hand deep on her fur and she just looked up at me and screamed like "HOW DARE YOU YOURE SO COLD" I really am an ice mage IRL

I went with option B and I'm still here fucking sobbing and I'm not even surprised but still how dare

Having the brain worms scream tonight so I'm trying to figure out what to drown them out. Do I watch: A. An anime that'll make me cry B. A cute anime C. Catch up on various anime with no real theme Currently leaning towards A or B tbh

I keep getting my hair caught in the mini fridge in my room and one of these days I'm going to stand up without realizing

My dumbass ordered cinnamon apples as a side forgetting that cinnamon causes me migraines until I ate some... Welp, that's me out of commission for 3 days Hopefully it'll be enough time to mourn the loss of one of my favorite sides /j

Storm knocked my power out so no stream. Tbh I think I heard an explosion or two when it went which is mildly concerning Besides that I'm just glad I wasn't feeling up to going shopping yesterday cause who knows how long it'll be out

Lying in bed, curling up to pass out for the next millennium, but my backs been hurting me all day so I decided to arch it forward for a second and oh how it popped the entire length of my spine. It felt fucking magical ngl

Mmmmm pizza www.twitch.tv/jadethearchm...

Decided to delete the post regarding my dad cause it was poorly worded. He is doing better, but I'm taking the day off cause anything to do with him and emotions leaves me fucking exhausted.....

Our timer has technically ended, but we're still going and the timer will restart it if we hit another goal! Currently doing Golf with your Friends, open lobby to any friends who want to join!

You know you've been grabbing pick up or eating frozen foods to often when you have to put this on the shopping list...

Minecraf, also i just updated OBS so lets pray that its not all gonna break www.twitch.tv/jadethearchm...

My socks are evil today and I dislike that......

Right after I sent this the lamp next to me started acting very funky. I think I'm evolving from cognito hazard to something beyond

Cant believe they added time travel to mario kart