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Don’t fuck with gamers. We know that you get to try everything over and over again with no meaningful consequences for failure

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.

submitted 7 days ago • 65 comments

Having promised myself I would do the dishes before I eat and now going hungry, I find myself in a labyrinthian conundrum of my own creation

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Smart guy quoting theory: in the hunger games,

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Current events probably go hard af if you're stupid

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Call me sartre the way i look at idk man you get the gist

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The cigarette posting stops now. I lost my pack and am turning a new page

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 36 days ago • 6 comments

Bluesky discovery page

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Kek you! Anon Frenperor

submitted 55 days ago • 20 comments

Carrying around cigarettes but not smoking them just to remind my lungs who's the boss here

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Watching a guy play video games on my phone and shitting. Do you think people in ancient rome knew what they were missing out on

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 66 days ago • 10 comments

Scientists Create Mouse Using Single-Celled Organism theonion.com/scientists-c...

submitted 67 days ago • 16 comments

Oh drinking alcohol removes your filter? Yeah mine too, the one on my asshole

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Thoughts?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

tfw you take way too much benadryl

submitted 78 days ago • 19 comments

2001 opening with the strauss music and everything except it's the electrical box you smoke cigarettes next to by your apartment

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

The computer is the "tele-vision" of today. Stay tuned, folks! A lot of exciting things about to happen in the computer

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Waow

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Can you believe it? I stepped into the bar and 30 bucks just vanished from my wallet wow

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I'm inventing esoteric roleplay

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I wouldn’t shit here with a ten foot ass

submitted 94 days ago • 19 comments

Train seat next to mine is empty,,, Time to deflate

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submitted 96 days ago • 37 comments

The only controls a guy like me needs

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

don't know whether it's going to be a fart or a shit call that a schrodinger's asshole

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

Sharing this as a signal to fellow dabheads 😏 The woke mob has not erased us all yet...

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

When reading historical writers, context is important! (Marx, mr. Bean,

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Hello fellow machester citizens

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Noooo don't invite him he's such a charlatan, 😭😭 nobody want to hear his dishonourable ass beguile the village's simpletons

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

this app is trying to show me one thing at a time... first cat pictures now the movie wicked,

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

hello blue sky i am going to post "cat pictures" and get twenty thumbs up

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Reading mein kampf shaking my head so everyone knows i disagree with it but there's nobody else on the train

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I think the discover page on here is just a web client to 2014 facebook

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments