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Don't mind me. I'm just reading the news and checking off my list of Revolution catalysts from the @hellofutureme.bsky.social video.

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Help me settle a debate #pathfinder #dnd players and war gamers: is this table arrangement partial cover, full cover, or no cover?

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I opened this app in a public place and this image caused collateral damage to about 5 people

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Why doesn't the US government simply make it illegal to do crime?

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Listen to the Dragon Friends podcast! They have: - Being Australian - Unhinged - D&D adjacent - Comedy adjacent - Tom Cardy live music @daveharmon.bsky.social used to DM it but this year Michael Hing is doing it, who has about 10 years of comeuppance coming his way. Can't wait.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

It's very inconvenient to have to go to the chicken coop every morning and break a rooster's neck, but I just can't afford an alarm clock in this economy.

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It's called "Doom scrolling" What's that? Scrolling for Doom? Yeah On purpose? Yeah Did I put the Doom there? Well, no. Then I hardly think it's 'on purpose' then, is it? Well... Like, you wouldn't call it bird watching if I'm staring out my window and bird flies past.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

That familiar feeling of stepping onto a train in the morning and seeing the same white stain on the same seat from the day before 🤗

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Switch 2? Yeah im gonna Switch 2 another console hahaha only gamers will get this 😉

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Vlad the Impaler was autistic and was using spears to point to people's hearts because he loved them so much.

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Can't believe the racist deadshit did a racist deadshit thing at the racist deadshit convention.

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Fix your hearts or die

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People who buy large cars are generally bad drivers. Anything bigger than a mid-size SUV and you're purchasing based on paranoia. You think you're going to crash, so you need a big car.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I'd you didn't know what it was. I think the word "panopticon" would sound really cool, like a really knowledgeable Transformer.

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Rest in Piss Anita Bryant. You inspired a generation of dickheads to become the worst aspects of humanity. You should have suffered more in this life.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Google's AI search is trying to erase my legacy as the creator of the hit phrase, "every family has a piss boy"

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Saying "God has cursed me to eat good pussy for all my days" isn't mandatory in your wedding vows, but it's absence will be noted.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

All the changes to Twitter and Facebook are going to send us all back to SomethingAwful, which has arguably the best banning guidelines (you can be banned for having bad vibes)

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

For sale...

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Do women masturbate while listening to Enya or has Hollywood lied to me once again?