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Elon Musk turned my son into an NFT and I'll never forgive him.
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Broad Street and Alaskan Way, Seattle. 😂

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DIPS AND RIPS ARE MANDATORY ON THE JOB SITE BROTHER #jdvance #memes #fauxnews

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Biblically accurate Vance

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A handful of my contributions to the JD Vance meme

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How my food in the microwave looks at me when I don't thank it.

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Billionaires are humanity's main obstacle for a hopeful future

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Reddit has always been kind of a cancerous hellhole. Now its leadership is making that even more blatant.

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I couldn't sleep so I made this. I'm so sorry BlueSky.

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I've stopped ignoring/canceling spam calls. I now answer them and do a veliciraptor sounding screech into the phone before shouting FUCK OFF.

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I don't even remember what Vance actually looks like anymore

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INTRODUCING THE TRUMP NATIONAL PARK SERVICE! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, MAXIMIZING AMERICAN ENERGY AT ALL COSTS! ⚡🇺🇸🛢️🤡

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This is not a presidential cabinet. This is a presidential call of duty lobby.

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C'mon Space Karen be useful for once instead of just using your wealth to take credit for everything.

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Joe Biden on his favorite downtime activities since leaving office:

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Just doing my duty as a citizen of this country

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Drake and his fans in absolute shambles lmfao

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💚 Seattle you make me proud sometimes

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www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2jJ4fMo/ Joe Rogan on "docking"

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My indie sleaze track from Halloween:

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Top 3 Musical Composers 1. Nobuo Uematsu 2. David Wise 3. Jim Johnston

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Cool random Seattle lore unlocked today: I found out I've been delivering to the place they filmed Real World: Seattle for the past three years.

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Poor David Lynch, he only got to see the first act of the world turning into one of his films.

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BREAKING NEWS!!! TRUMP ANNOUNCES POTENTIAL APPOINTMENT TO THE SUPREME COURT!

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Thank god for Bill Burr, man. He's got the contact lenses version of the glasses from They Live.

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Moody afternoon on the Enumclaw Plateau, Washington State. January 2025.

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HI BLUES GUY!

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Yesler Street, First Hill, Seattle WA. Dec 22, 2022

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PASS BLUE SHELL LEGISLATION TODAY!

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Soul Reaver remasters reminding me how far action adventure games have come.

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Dear dudes with Punisher decals on your lifted trucks. THESE are the kind of people he went after. Not abuelitas making handmade tortillas without the proper paperwork. #unitedhealthcare

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I love inspirational events

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Couch homie

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From the time last September when I walked 13 miles from Brooklyn to Manhattan and back. One of the most exciting and interesting walks of my life.

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Foggy in Seattle, Sunny across the Bay.

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