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My coworker is convinced that diet is the sole creator of cancer. I pointed out it exists everywhere and always has. But no she won't back down its the cheerios. And now we have someone like her in office.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

In all reality Liz has helped me through like 4 website breaks and has only broken the website herself once and I was too distracted with her cat to care.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

I keep saying I'm not a developer or anything which is why the site refers to me as the website overlord. HOWEVER. IM SO TIRED OF BREAKING THE SITE EVERYTIME I TRY TO FIX IT.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

This gaslighting did so much to make us lose because it paints us as liars. Aid wasn’t getting in under Biden. Real people died. Babies starved because their moms didn’t have enough food or even clean water to nurse them. Anyone who actually tracked this issue knew this. 1/

submitted 22 hours ago • 5 comments

Both of these twerps are now *adults*. It'd been a long time since they've wanted me to take them to the zoo or parks or anything and lemme tell you my heart can't take this and people think I should have children of my own? Forget it.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Seems like a pretty important detail

submitted 2 days ago • 477 comments

it is actually really simple, guys - if the government ignores the law, we ignore the order.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I am simply a raccoon rifling through Cdramas in the trashcan that is dailymotion.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I make stickers to counteract feelings of helpless rage. If you have suggestions for other Helpers, please let me know.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Hi coworker told me I " can't be a socialist this is america" then backed down to " I guess you aren't a communist so it's ok" I've had too weird a day for this.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

this is Severance no I will not explain

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

I'm reading so many happy responses on the boat forum about noaa layoffs and there seems to be no middle ground with fisherman when it comes to conservation they either understand shit or think it's all a ways to hold them down.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Men do not need to put on a dress and go into a public restroom to abuse women and children. They usually just go home.

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

It's hours later and I'm still stuck on my coworker telling me that my instincts would kick in if I had a kid. That I'd just naturally be a good mom. Why do people assume this? My grandma couldn't mother. That's why my mom was in foster care. She wasn't taken from her parents she was given up.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Coworker just said " yeah like how bats have feathers" I'm going to yeet myself into the sun.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, I need this shared far and wide. These liberals are committed to lying and never have I ever doxxed these people. In fact, they said so themselves 2 years ago.

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

I'm at my docs and they have a wildlife doc playing in the office. This is SO MUCH BETTER THAN NEWS OF ANY SORT!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

For all the efforts of mega PR firms and political strategists, it’s diners saying “Elon Musk is the reason breakfast sammies are more expensive” that’s most likely to succeed in defeating modern US conservatism

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters. * I almost put All Dogs Go To Heaven but I don't actually remember seeing it in theaters.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I dreamed that Elon Musk ordered the Statue of Liberty cut up for scrap to save money. Really seemed a bit on the nose

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

...this is violence

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

Saw a cybertruck and my son asked why Elon Musk would think that looked good and I said "remember that drug they gave you at the hospital when you broke your arm, and you got scared and said everyone had 4 eyes? he takes that all the time"

submitted 7 days ago • 54 comments

Ecofascism is still fascism folks

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

new meme format just dropped

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Wife: I’ve decided what I want to do on my birthday. The musical “Parade” is at the Ahmanson. That sounds like fun! Me:

submitted 7 days ago • 30 comments

I dont know why Vern puts out these polls he doesn't care about them but God I love these numbers.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Brilliant protest. Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.

submitted 9 days ago • 109 comments

Let me take this format for a spin

submitted 9 days ago • 34 comments

Holy shit! You’ve got to see this town hall. Republicans are starting to get torn apart by their own constituents. Rep. Rich McCormick: “You don’t think I’m going to stand up for you?” Woman in the crowd: “You need to stand up.” Another woman: “Don’t bend over.” 🔥

submitted 11 days ago • 1055 comments

IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I fucking love when you are looking up advice or education and someone is like " this is because reasons." And does not elaborate. " you can tell what it is by the way it is " ass reply.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments