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The following constitute war crimes under the Rome Statute

I’m really enjoying Murderbot

lmao

Someone should really try to impress Jodie Foster

Someone is chewing something right into their microphone in this meeting and I’m going to hurl.

some people wear gray sweatpants and it shows

What the fuck?

It gets worse the more you read

Wait until the people mad about Snape hear about Jesus.

US Court of International Trade has issued unanimous ruling in case against Trump “liberation day” tariffs ruling also covers case filed by 12 states led by Oregon All tariffs invalidated as beyond scope of executive power; implementation blocked by permanent injunction, per @ilyasomin.bsky.social

therapists only want one thing and it’s fucking discussing

The Devil Wears Prada The Devil Still Wears Prada 2 Devil 2 Prada

Great Wednesday puzzle. Sooooooo close to being a pangram! #nytxw

Every other day, there is a new story about Target turning its back on vulnerable people. I will gladly spend my dollars at Chick-fil-A and Hobby Lobby before I ever set foot in a Target again. At least they’re honest about their contempt. I respect an honest enemy more than a fake friend.

Denormalize the two week notice

my brain when someone asks for the latest gossip

It’s crazy how ghosting became a socially acceptable norm with no real backlash.

Such a fun Sunday crossword! #nytxw

“Shucked” sucked

Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda