Profile avatar
jailerkey.bsky.social
đź“ŤATL / Improv / UFOs (team woo) / AI / Gay / Cats / Democrat / Paganism / Books / Puzzles Most non-blocked person on Bluesky
831 posts 249 followers 95 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

Phoenix: What if we made Naperville a major US city and also it was hot?

happy #caturday #catsky #catsofbluesky

ATL > PHX

So do I have to show someone my dick to get in?

I still maintain that this is the overlooked pop anthem of the past ten years. open.spotify.com/track/3AzjcO...

Moving to the South has made me such a wimp when it comes to cold weather.

This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣

oh shit oh fuck oh shit www.wsj.com/tech/microso...

Tonight we are all Canadian 🇨🇦

gmsib

I’m gonna go uhh check the fridge just to make sure the Klondike bars uhh are still there.

Open it! No one wants to wait for that asteroid. This is dragging out.

Dentist doesn’t realize his monitor is duplicated in the exam room. He is googling “gums.”

J.D. Vance's lecture in Europe basically convinced every country to quietly create a new secret group chat without the US.

OKCrabs

✅ DEI Employer of the Day™ DSW "We believe in diversity, equity, and inclusion [DEI], and call on our associates, customers, and communities to hold us accountable to showing it every day." The NAACP Black Consumer Advisory encourages consumers to 'buy-in' on companies that back their values.

Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI

The White Lotus Season 3

Dentist doesn’t realize his monitor is duplicated in the exam room. He is googling “gums.”

Loxon #whitelotus

White Lotus

same energy

T-Mobile has partnered with Elon Musk to give access to your phone. Are they *trying* to lose subscribers?