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jaimichelle.bsky.social
Twin mama | coffee addict | over-scheduled over-achiever | 💕💚💕 | 🩷💙🩷 | runner | yogi | lawyer
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‘Cowboy Carter’ by Beyoncé wins the #GRAMMYs  award for Album of the Year.

Look at Blue! That’s a good manager right there. She’s been working so hard on this one.

FINALLY!

This is hilarious #grammys

I wish I were better at photoshop 😢

C’mon! Read the room Phil!!!

I needed some good news ☺️

Viral dances used to require your WHOLE body to be involved, not just the waist up. We earned these trash ass knees in combat!

If you see this post an archer

Abundance Excitement and fun (I’m counting this phrase as one) Wellness

No one is coming to save us. We’ve got to be there for each other.

It was amazing. The drink specials used to be, well, special 🤣 - 25 cent beers on Wednesdays, $1 margaritas on Sundays, $3 or $5 wells Fridays. We used to be a proper country, smh.

I might’ve enjoyed the “Pope-ular” song 🤷🏽‍♀️

The Box

This is…odd. I get doing things for your inner child (I hosted a tea party a couple years ago for the same reason), but kids have so few spaces for themselves these days.

I’m leaving with something!

Much better than the first time.

I’ve been sleepy since I had the twins. Will it ever end?!?!?!

So head bussa and move bitch just came on back to back during my workout, which lead me to wonder—we were really jammin to some fight anthems at the club in the early 2000s?!?! What a time to be alive.

Vintage brooches (well, I’d have a bigger collection)

a lot of women are truly meeting themselves for the first time in their forties, and the girls are falling in love. that is who you are competing with. not whatever weird shit these podcast hosts and the alpha male boot camps are talking about.

If ever there was a "Well done, thy good and faithful servant" given at the gates, I know it was given to President Carter.

It’s a flex that you’re still taking your shoes off at the airport???? And you’re clogging up the security line? Weird times we’re livin in. Weird times…

Over a year later, and I’m still salted caramel apple pie-less 😔.

AND a new journal or notebook. That’s what activates the pens.

Show me your company, I’ll show you you

Beyoncé looked, sounded and moved perfectly. That was a helluva performance

I’m easily distracted

What a mighty God we serve!

Welp—no one warned me that if you finish your Christmas shopping early, your son can switch obsessions from Minecraft to Fortnite in December 🤦🏽‍♀️. Kinda glad I can blame Santa for not bringing the right game to go with the Nintendo Switch that was under the tree 🤣

Alrighty—I’ve got cookies ready for decorating, pie crusts are done, and pound cakes are on deck. Now I just need some spiked hot cocoa ☺️

I’m not feeling very Christmas-y this year. I need to be prepping pie crust & sugar cookie dough, but I’m just not feelin’ it.