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jaimitogomez.bsky.social
As we get older every day feels longer and although I know I'll struggle I will do my best to never get tired.
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I used to use the R slur and the gay F slur and the trans T slur growing up, and I stopped once I realized that those words are hurtful. That was like 22 years ago. It wasn't that difficult. We had the excuse of being raised without knowing any better, we don't have any excuse now.

I love this guy.

I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.

Cheekface too good.

I'm currently broke, but trust that I will be buying every piece of University of Oregon parent merch I can find as soon as my direct deposit hits.

I am still crying every time I think about Xitlali getting into Oregon.

Xitlali got into Oregon! She’s gonna be a Duck!

There were plenty of eggs when I went to Sam's Club last week, and a box of 60 eggs came out to $3.50 per dozen, so long story short, I've got about 100 eggs in my fridge that I have to do something with.

Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the score with 'em Walk him down, whole time I know he got some ho in him Pole on him, extort shit, Willy Defoe on him - Not Like Us (Jaime's misheard version)

A little bit of metal in the microwave a little bit of metal in the microwave a little bit of metal in the microwave a little bit of

Freddie only respects one flag.

I signed up for an 8K as a birthday gift for myself. I finished. I’m happy and very proud of myself.

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Cleaned and organized my setup so I could listen to X’ed by @mikehuguenor.bsky.social

If you see something like this you have a moral human obligation to tear it off the fucking wall, and I am being absolutely serious

If I ever see a “ biological men” bathroom sign, I am ripping that shit down and pissing on it. It’s the least I can do.

A single Homer, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat. #performanceart

39th: 395 lbs. 40th: 365 lbs. 41st: 250 lbs. 42nd: 185 lbs.

Spending the last couple hours of 41 drunk off some wine and high out of my mind, as god intended. Here’s a picture of Freddie.

Shit, I turn 42 tomorrow.

Good morning, good boys.

"the chicano movement" is when I get out of bed

I climbed the stairs at Universal and felt such a rush afterwards that I signed up for an 8K this weekend.

Rest in power, Shirt Brother.

“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

Ummm, yeah, I had $80 million stolen from my account too, put it back please.

30 minute lunch: drive 15 minutes home pet the dogs drive 15 minutes back to work

2020 DUMP AVAILABLE ON VINYL FOR THE FIRST TIME!!! I LOVE THIS LIL RECORD AND I'M GLAD IT FINALLY EXISTS ON VINYL!! ALSO VACATION AND THREE CHEERS FOR DISAPPOINTMENT ARE FINALLY BACK IN PRINT!!! HUZZAHHH!! GET EM WHILE THEY LAST REALLYRECORDS.COM ORDERS SHIP IN MARCH

I started making bread crumbs instead of watching the fourth quarter. Way more exciting. Did I really just save this pack of English muffins? Let’s find out!

I’m still trying to figure out how he fit all those people in the car! What???

Drake rn: