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jaireclohnson.bsky.social
Lesbian by marriage
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This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

submitted 9 days ago • 253 comments

No offense to my experiences but I’m going to start looking for meaning somewhere else

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

I love when every consumer product is really Shareholder Product in disguise

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

snatched 💅

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so ridiculous to have two presidents especially when one is being cucked or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

submitted 17 days ago • 18 comments

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

submitted 18 days ago • 61 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

I have invented the perfect morning actually. Its called painting and drinking coffee in your sun filled living room while listening to Belle and Sebastian. No one has heard of this before

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

eating qdoba in bed hbu

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

if you're in the mood to make a low-stakes but extremely legitimate contribution to human knowledge and you have taken pics at some point of people wearing hammer pants, please upload them to wikimedia commons! just realized that the only hammer pants wikipedia has is an illustration!

submitted 19 days ago • 11 comments

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

submitted 22 days ago • 256 comments

logging on

submitted 24 days ago • 114 comments

need to find another therapist I can lie to

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

When you're trying to get people to notice that your country is being taken over by techno-oligarchs

submitted 26 days ago • 20 comments

Me as a crab-eating macaque

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

they're going to make it double illegal.... masterful gambit sir

submitted 28 days ago • 19 comments

Kendrick Lamar swept the Grammys and we still have fools running around saying hate isn't the answer

submitted 28 days ago • 77 comments

me at my colonoscopy later (they don't give u options but I fantasize)

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

any other 30 yr olds on here got colonoscopies shout out

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submitted 29 days ago • 84 comments

my favorite text is 🔋battery sufficiently charged

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her

submitted 28 days ago • 227 comments

I’m worried about the libs. They aren’t even crocheting pussy hats. Hardly hear about science being real. Their hearts just aren’t in it anymore

submitted 29 days ago • 31 comments

me irl

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I went to karaoke tonight and a man sang “Rainbow Connection” and did all the muppet voices and it definitely added a few days to the tail end of my life.

submitted 29 days ago • 209 comments

brave but true

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NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.

submitted 30 days ago • 6191 comments

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

submitted 32 days ago • 197 comments

this rocks

submitted 33 days ago • 21 comments

trans rights forever

submitted 33 days ago • 46 comments

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

submitted 38 days ago • 4409 comments

In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.

submitted 39 days ago • 176 comments

I love a girl and she is so beautiful

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Hmm how old were u when you found out the pacific is the largest ocean @lsutter.bsky.social

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@lsutter.bsky.social this could be you but for cheese

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