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35+ crowd - she/her/dork "You scared to be corny. I was born on the cob." Anime, Zelda, ACNH, Janelle Monáe, cosplay, and such ✨ If you also speak in SpongeBob references, let's be friends 😂 LG(B)T+ party over here ❤️‍🔥 Two degrees #BlackSky
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I'll tell you who else is funny af it be the comments more than the dang posts 😭

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since we saying whatever I'll admit I still think about the phrase "small ball ass nigga" and how it has permanently changed me 💀 I wheeze until I crumple like a soda can every time I replay that exchange in my head 😭😭😭

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

topics in the blender today huh

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Probably posted about it before but when my brain keeps refreshing with a different Target Task and I keep stopping to step in a different direction I call it The Square™️ bc I do exactly this but standing and moving like I'm stuck inside a 4 sq ft barrier 😭

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

a bar

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I MEANT UDON 😭😭😭

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Movie you've watched more than six times using GIFs (hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)

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Not gone hold you, sometimes context worsens the description 😭

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A couple years ago in the dreamcon discord it was so bad and everybody was just kiki'ing and cosigning and I asked a similar question. One of them said "it's just my go to insult" 😐 I told him I was sorry to hear that. What a sad life to think existing for a certain amount of time as an insult...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i never understood “old” as being an insult. number one, 30s is not old. number two, a lot of people aren’t even making it to their 30s these days so im being “insulted” because im blessed with aging?

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☀️☀️☀️🥰☀️☀️☀️

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

True story. Gooood morning!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

not asking

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

so when I chew through both your achilles like soba then what?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Walking Punchline example #29,467,692: So a speeding teenager hit and totaled my car, right? Anyway the process with my insurance started off wonderfully... that is, until a few days later when a cyber attack forced them to take their entire system offline 🙂 Been at a standstill for three weeks!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I’d cry I wouldn’t know how to process such a pure act

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