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Former soldier, father, liberal. Aspiring podcaster/broadcaster. Maybe I can send a correct message. If you're a Trump supporter, no words or actions of mine will do more damage than what you've done to yourselves.
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The only good one is a fucking dead one.

Well, fuck.

MAGAs are upset that the inauguration is getting moved indoors after spending thousands of dollars traveling to the capital. It's almost like they forgot how to break in....

Donald Trump is now backing out of his key promise he made during the campaign that he would end the Russia - Ukraine conflict within 24 hours of it getting sworn in... I say we all get naked and frolic in the streets upon the news of his death. With how senile he is, I doubt it's far away.

I'm starting to see the validity of the possibility that we all died in 2020 and woke up in this hellscape we're currently living in... I'm ashamed to call myself American, and even more ashamed that my kids will inherit the aftermath of what's going on today...

Tick tock is officially getting banned, people in California are realizing that it was completely pointless purchase homeowners insurance due to the wildfires, Trump is politicizing all the carnage like the orange fucking monster he is, and rich people are literally able to get away with grape.

Wouldn’t it be funny if thousands of Americans sent empty envelopes addressed to “President Elon Musk” at Mar-A-Lago? I’m not suggesting you do it but wouldn’t it be funny? 1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480, United States

One conversation is all it takes for one to realize that beneath all the progress and achievements you've made, deep down you're still unbelievably broken. That's a big fall for me today, folks.

It's not that it doesn't feel like Christmas... It's that you haven't been happy since you were 12.

Shitty joke. Tell me if you've heard this one: How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None. Trump just says he'll fix it, and they stand in the dark cheering.

I've got the string. Who's bringing the bats?

Just casually coming up for air on social media, and what do I find??? Hegseth's mom raised a shitty person, talks of trade wars with Canada and Mexico, and loyalists denying the Biden-led ceasefire? Color me no longer surprised. Back to drowning in hopelessness, I guess. Only 1512 days left...

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That's a pretty big trash can.

So, Jack Smith filed to dismiss the 2020 insurrection case against Trump because of a long-standing statute. I guess this is what the Democratic party is doing about Trump: castrating themselves and handing trump everything on a silver platter. How much will be enough until we can fight back?

Daily reminder: there is no law in the United States of America that prohibits political discrimination. M.A.T.U... Make All Trumpers Unwelcome.

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This is beyond ridiculous... I remember arguing with folks in 2007 about fucking bathrooms. I'll ask now what I asked Republicans back then: WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH OTHER PEOPLES JUNK!!?? Seriously. I don't get it. Just take a shit and move the fuck on, Nancy... You drama-queen muppet.

So, this is where we're at...right? RIGHT?

Same here.

I can't help but believe this is true. 🤣🤣

chng.it/W22NWfqDBj Impeach this piece of shit. Nobody, especially anyone in a position of power, should be allowed to force people into religion. This guy wants to force everyone in Oklahoma to read the Bible in schools. Indoctrination is not okay, and neither is this guy...

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8LXYRpm/ Just in case you didn't know.

I will say this until I am blue in the face and will continue to say it even if every social media app, public forum, or local event bans me: If you support Trump or justify his presidency, you are a fucking Nazi and you should be labeled and treated as such. I'm fucking done playing.

Kinda makes you think... "One of the greatest tragedies of the human experience is that history tends to repeat itself."

If you support Trump and claim to be a Christian, then you're not actually Christian...

Chris Wright... A big oil CEO tapped to be the secretary of fucking energy. America... Land of the oligarchs and home of the conflicts of interest. Where the hell is the magic Kamala reset button?

Notice two things in this picture: There is so much evil in this singular picture, I would apologize in advance for even sharing it... The other thing I notice is the shear stupidity and hypocrisy that is RFK. I think we as a nation hope that food tastes like shit and breeds more worms.

If MAGAts are so against gender affirming care It's like reconstructive surgeries and sex changes, why haven't they said anything about hair transplants and TRT? Privilege. Privilege is the answer.

These fucking dirtbags haven't even been sworn into office or confirmed of by Senate. These idiots are already playing some stupid ass games. I'm just going to sit back with a nice, giant glass of "I told you so".

Damn, Netflix. Get your shit together. It's pretty well known that you're going to cancel the good shows when they start really getting juicy... But none of us thought you were stupid enough to cancel your own live broadcast as you're rolling the cameras!

Watching the first Men in Black movie with the kids... Ok, hear me out. Remember the dude in the Edgar suit? Remember how his skin deteriorated throughout the movie and he talked really funny? Well now I can't fucking un-see it. I hate this timeline.