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This has to be the worst promo I've ever seen The Rock do. At this point, he's just using his celebrity status to insert himself in whatever and it's pathetically sad. #WWESmackdown

Tonight showed that the United States is now Canada's 11th province. #4Nations

I think WrestleMania should just be in New Orleans every year. It's that beautiful of a location. #Wrestlesky

What do you call a pig doing Taekwondo? Pork Chop!

Warm, tranquil, sun-splashed beaches? Yes, please. Tripadvisor’s annual compilation of the world’s very best stretches of shoreline, released Tuesday, offers a head start on picking a great beach to visit in 2025. cnn.it/40WFGUA

I am totally blown away by this show and enjoying the heck out of it, but I’d be lying if i didn’t say I was more invested in Lonnie Lincoln’s story arc than I am with Peter’s! Also, shout out Bulldozer. #YourFriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderMan

COOPER DEJEAN PICK SIX TO THE HOUSE!!!! 😱 😱 😱 The birthday boy comes up with the MASSIVE play for the Eagles!!! 🦅 Watch the #NFL Super Bowl LIVE on ESPN! 📺

I have dealt with some of the absolute dumbest people today that think Dave, Mike and I report in unison. Which I'm sure that's what WWE would love. If I speak to them more than four times in a year, it's a lot.

I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY!! #RoyalRumble

Roxanne Perez is number 3! #RoyalRumble

I forgot how not great theme songs are these days. The lack of distinctive themes and the wide show obscuring the tron so you can't see graphics aren't helping. #RoyalRumble

Indianapolis, let's get ready to rumble!!!! #RoyalRumble

Hitler was an evil human being, despite what the idiots in the MMA community try to convince you otherwise.

"Well done" should refer to people excelling at their jobs. Not steaks.

There's word out of a WWE meeting that Triple H was surprised by Stephanie McMahon, The Undertaker and Shawn Michaels and told he would be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.

Dana White has announced that due to a back injury, Arman Tsarukyan is OFF of UFC 311 Stepping in to replace Tsarukyan is Renato Moicano, who already weighed in at 155 pounds for his fight with Beneil Dariush Islam Makhachev vs. Renato Moicano is the new main event for the lightweight title

Very cool to see @tnawrestling.bsky.social advertised tonight during Wednesday Night Hockey on Sportsnet.

Goodness gracious... Max did well at getting to the point. Jarrett on the other hand just dragged on, no-sold insults and did poor jokes. #AEWDynamite

No matter how much wrestling has advanced in 36 years, I've come to appreciate elements of these performances even more over time. Thanks @jakeallonar.bsky.social for the excuse to revisit these (and for John to dig out his JR impression).

Chicagoans caught in los angeles wildfires are prepared for worst www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

What went wrong in Ryan Seacrest's life that he has to advertise for Chumba Casino these days?

Maculay Culkin got a bigger pop than Hulk Hogan

Man.... just think back to the brand of Hulkamania all over the 80s... so so strong. The epitome of Americana and now... seeing it sink down to such a low. Sad and painful to watch but not surprised. He brought a lot of it unto himself. #WWEonNetflix

#NetflixandRaw

If anyone cares, USA Network at 8pm tonight has listed the 2021 Jason Statham film, Wrath of Man. Looks like a movie block moving forward on Monday nights. Still feels weird tho.

Incredible match. Gentlemen, take a bow.

Feels so good to see him back. #njWD

#WWEChicago

I'd say a fun and excellent PPV to end the year. #AEWWorldsEnd

Kenny Omega is back and all is right with the world! #AEWWorldsEnd

100% agreed. I think when he went and did the New Japan commentary, seeing Okada's work showed him the modern style doesn't have to be devoid of the "old school" and it's been refreshing water for him ever since.

Seriously, what more can you ask from Ospreay and Okada!! What a crazy match! #AEWWorldsEnd

The ESPN on ABC cameras found Miami players fighting on the sideline during a break at the Pop-Tarts Bowl. 🏈🥊

I'm never ready for Christmas to be over.

@jackwannan.bsky.social Hey Jack, if you have to make a prediction on the UFC's upcoming media rights negotiations? Who do you predict will get it? Will it be kept on ESPN or will it be divvied up to Netflix or Amazon, etc?

Truly the most wonderful time of the year! The @POSTWrestling Christmas megathon!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCfn...

No way! Ethan Page lost his smile! 🤣🤣🤣 #WWENXT

Damn man, a lot of stuff we missed post-show. KO gave Cody a piledriver, and took the belt with him. I wished they would just pace this a bit better so we can actually see it live on the show.

It had a nice balance between feeling like a PLE and feeling like a weekly tv show. Enjoyed it. But I would like to see more promo segments on the next #SNME But man, interested to see what KO will do next, now that he put the piledriver on Cody.

Jesse Ventura is a Liv Morgan fan. He said "That Dominik, he can pick women, can't he?" #SNME

Okay WWE, please relax with the commercial breaks. #SNME

Great match to open the show. McIntyre is on a hot streak. #SNME