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jakebolton.bsky.social
Person in London doing stuff.
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Pig talking into headset: they’re onto us

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Scooby Doo just after he walks past a ghost and says “rello” before realising what he just saw

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Your daily horoscope: Today you will feel like a frog - cute, sometimes poisonous, and seeking a kiss to break the curse placed upon you.

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

"I'm always a bit jumpy here around this time - it's because this house is haunted by several R&B soul legends. Marvin Gaye, Ray Charles, Whats-her-name and the Pips..." "Gladys Knight?" "of course not, that's when the ghosts come out"

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

The wealthiest people on the planet disagree on many things, but generally see climate change as something that cannot be stopped without them drastically stepping back from their own oligarchic power (which is ruled out).

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Tom Waits is on Iggie Pop’s radio 6 show right now and it sounds like two ancient mountains talking to each other

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve always wondered why Bruno Mars is telling Inverness that he’s dripping.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I do feel a bit like other people’s Spotify wrapped are a bit like other people’s dreams.

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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

submitted 115 days ago • 49 comments

Bluesky at night, Reginald Dwight Bluesky in the morning, Bernie Taupin

submitted 116 days ago • 10 comments

It doesn’t feel right finding out that the archbishop resigned via an app on my phone. I should have been informed by the town crier.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal

submitted 124 days ago • 96 comments

This explains his laugh

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Say what you like about Trump, but it’s great that she’s got a team to help her live her truth.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, Verizon, but the only 5G I’m interested in this October is g-g-g-g-ghosts!!!

submitted 134 days ago • 25 comments

I think building a fireball plant was asking for trouble.

submitted 525 days ago • 0 comments

Congratulations! A tremendous achievement!

submitted 526 days ago • 16 comments

I told my husband that Eurodance Parody doesn’t pass the Bechdel test and he said, “You know it’s historical. It’s based on a true story.” My bad, I forgot women were one-dimensional, hysterical set dressings and not real complex people. 🥰

submitted 585 days ago • 0 comments

Only a matter of time now.

submitted 596 days ago • 80 comments

Me: Socialism is the way forward! We can fund everything if we tax properly! Also me: Gross means including taxes cause taxes are gross

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It’s Wayne’s World, we’re just living in it.

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