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Twitter refugee. Trying to enjoy movies, TV, Derby County and life in general until the right destroys it all…
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Why the fuck do we persist with 3 at the back?? It doesn’t work and our wingbacks are constantly pinned back. Drop a forward and go 4-2-3-1. Kenzo isolated again… #dcfc #dcfcfans

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Seems like both teams are living by the mantra “Over promise, under deliver” #theapprentice

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Did I just hear the intro to #dragonsden right?? “Now it’s time to find out, who’s going to get the bag?”

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

MINUS WANKER!!! #thechase

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

If Roofe can get up to speed quickly he’ll be a shrewd signing. If we’re going to be playing on the deck, through the middle, we need a capable hold up man to get bodies around. For the situation we’re in, and what we can afford he’s ideal 🐏 #dcfc #dcfcfans

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

“Who’s our age and truly happy? Except Wayne Lineker?” 🤣🤣🤣 #amibeingunreasonable

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

#justwatched Sing Sing. Even though it doesn’t completely avoid prison movie cliches, it does offer some surprises in its story. Colman Domingo is the standout, but all the cast, including the real inmates are fantastic. A must see #filmsky

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Really positive news that Steve Round will be part of the coaching team, even on a part time basis. Coached some very teams and has always been highly rated #dcfc #dcfcfans

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

#justwatching Bend It Like Beckham on #film4 Johnathan Rhys-Myers’ coach comes across as a little noncey nowadays…

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Just watching some old episodes of #theprofessionals The 1st has Bodie save a nurse played by Pamela Stephenson from being blown up by a grenade, and immediately copping a feel of her tits. The 2nd has Trigger from Only Fools & Horses playing an Iranian hitman. 70s TV was wild 😂

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Spend the whole episode mentioning Shakespeare, and then not sending the winning team to The Globe… #theapprentice

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Every year there’s that one candidate who you’d love to see involved in an accident with an industrial threshing machine. This year it’s Carlo. What a colossal prick… #theapprentice

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

“And you know it’s a pocket watch because?” #theapprentice

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

About time we had a decision go our way!!!!! Take that point all day long. YOOOOUUUUU RRRRAAMMMMMMMMSSS!!!! #dcfc #dcfcfns

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Decent first half. Kept the shape well, and Viking l’s goal should’ve stood. Viking II looks very steady. Need to be ready for them stepping it up in the second… #dcfc #dcfcfans

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I’d hate to be stuck at a party with Ciaran. Fuckin killjoy… #uncanny

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I be running to volunteer at Oxfam instead. Fuck hanging out with George!!! #uncanny

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Once you realise Danny looks like Devina McCall you can not un-see it… #uncanny

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Bye Paul. If you were as good a tactician as a man, we’d be 5 pts clear at the top of the league, but as things are you had to go. Thanks for the promotion party but time to get a coach who likes to utilise a midfield in… #dcfc #dcfcfans

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Somebody needs to tell Nadia to shut her fuckin trap… #theapprentice

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, cus you want your empowering virtual pop star to look like a 40 something, divorced, mother of three, dressed for midweek drinks at Slug & Lettuce… #theapprentice

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

You could bring in a Prime Scholes, De Bruyn & Zidane and we’d still struggle to win games. I take no satisfaction in saying it’s not the players, it’s the coach… #dcfc #dcfcfans

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

#dcfc #dcfcfans

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Gutted to see Cash go, but if we stand any chance of staying up, we need to get some better players in, so we need the fee. Clarke & this Viking lad should be an upgrade. Now we need a proper No 10 and a winger that can actually cross 🤞🏻 #dcfc #dcfcfans

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a pretty big sceptic when it comes to these things. But Ciaran’s suggestions are utter bollocks. “Look at that darling, the chandelier is bending”. “Never mind that, haven’t you noticed it’s blowing a fucking gale in the living room!!?!?!??” #uncanny

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Finally start CBT, then stick him at wing back!!! Should’ve gone with a back 4 cus Nyambe isn’t a CB. Only plus points were Cash/Ozoh coming back and The Viking looking like he’s got goals in him. I’ve been a massive advocate of Warne, but these last few games have been dour and I can’t see…

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Even the Cardiff commentators admit that was a yard on!!! EFL refs are shocking… #dcfc #dcfcfans

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments