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I don't approve of shoplifting unless it's Walgreens or CVS (Duane Reade if in NY) - Easter candy-hawking pieces of dystopia hogging all the prime urban real estate with their stultifying florescent glow. Let's kill these leeches upon the soul of our neighborhoods and replace them with these:

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So much bad real estate journalism out there. The local NBC station just reported that the average homeowner in San José spends 79% of their income on housing LOL That stat got past a whole ass tv studio? Got past the interns?! Oh yeah you know I wrote a letter

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I feel pretty confident this person has no idea how to comprehend a Consolidated 1099-B

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I really don't know what to say to people who continue to think this way. I guess it's for the better that someone who can't see what is clearly in front of his face is no longer reviewing our tax returns.

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Why are people still speculating about El*n's IQ score? We already know everything we need to know about his aptitude for public service based on a mile-long rap sheet of malice, gross negligence, and fantastically wrong predictions.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna need to do some more research on her policy views and record, but my god what this state needs more than anything is a lesbian governor www.toniatkins.org/news

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

One cool thing about Texas is that people will just speak Spanish to you and expect you to understand. It's a treatment not enough American English native speakers are subjected to.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Masculinity is making a comeback, everybody, woop woop!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Daniel Penny, welcome to The Meritocracy, LLP!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Chappell Roan looks like how Trey Parker and Matt Stone imagine celebrities

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Anti-DEI is the new "thanks, Obama!" - an easy rhetorical tool aimed at those who will always want to blame black people before understanding even the basic facts about something

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

"Clown shoes are preferable to jackboots"

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Behold the latest blonde Fox News hostess-in-training, displaying her glinting cross and lying her face off. A Trump favorite!

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Perhaps we should simply redirect all NIH funding to a search for a cure to the most lethal public health hazard of all: our viral pandemic of Men Who Are Insecure About Something

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Oh so he pulled a Gavin Newsom. Look out - this man will go far in politics!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Intriguing - I wonder if anyone has coined a term for this "cleaning out" an area of a particular ethnic group?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I have one piece of unsolicited advice. Don’t just send open letters on social media if you want a specific person, say a lawmaker, rep, etc., to read them. Send them the message. Takes the same amount of time.

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

"Shut UP!!" My boyfriend is screaming at the microwave. We must end the tyranny of cutesy jingles all the LG appliances are foisting upon us

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.

submitted 35 days ago • 591 comments

Nope. We're not doing this today. The inauguration was 3 days ago, it's ok for online posters to take a break from campaign mode for one f**king week. Maybe, just for a week, we can see something (a Nazi salute) and name it accurately without worrying about partisan image or electoral consequences.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

The seed oil deep state always wins 😏

submitted 39 days ago • 10 comments

Frankly I'm pretty embarrassed that it took a Nazi salute to pull myself out of the Xitter once and for all. "Living my values" has never been my strong point

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment