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don't be a hole. here with the facts and truths đź‘Ś - he/they - Insta: @jake_h0le | TV: http://twitch.tv/jake_h0l3 | YT: http://youtube.com/@JakeHole
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make sure to set aside a little time each day to regret everything

I avoid the whole "treating posts like facebook" thing by just not interacting with anything, just like I do all the time anyway

(2/2) so I said, "with friends like these, who needs enemas?"

I just want to make my silly little art, not become an expert in politics and beg my representatives to do their damn jobs.

I dated a ventriloquist once, had to break it off because he kept talking out of my ass

If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

cat calls

“this is a distraction” i think it’s time to consider that the right is just THAT comically evil

www.youtube.com/live/iQ1FbkI...

David Lynch shot it down from heaven đź’«

Kissing transsexuals

It's Always Funny in Sillydelphia

"you are a toy" is a line that is said to Tim Allen in 2 separate movies, once as Buzz in Toy Story and again as toy Santa in The Santa Clause 2

Wait, he's in Illinois... I should go out more, with hammers

If I saw a guy with security that looked like that I'd pie him too

If that CEO had his life insurance under UnitedHealthcare they have the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Been thinking a lot about that scene in Spider-Man 2 where all the people on the subway see him without his mask, and agree to keep his identity secret.

Devout - Mixed media on Fabriano, Washi paper and Acetate

I've never seen him so angry before

as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed

Is there 500 think pieces on why Rumble or Truth Social are echo chambers that don't promote the free marketplace of ideas or is it just a BlueSky thing?

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If I had a nickel for every time I couldn't count I'd have at least 37 cents

Stomp is just Blue Man Group but they lack commitment to painting themselves blue

"this place is too libbed up" okay, so stay on twitter then, that's great. I'd rather laugh at a bunch of silly libs being cringy instead of being in a constant state of rage looking at how stupid and irredeemable so many people are

Echos of Wisdom is really fun, such a cute game with a lot of creative freedom

Sandwiches are so good

Fuck this echo chamber talk, we need a Greco Chamber, who's trying to wrestle?

You're an alcoholic actor? I call that a Busch thesbian

Live action Cars remake where it's just people talking to each other from their cars and never getting out.

I made a funny comics starter pack. If I missed you, let me know and I'll go to your profile and judge you go.bsky.app/GGxs1Nm

I wish they had a pharmacy self checkout

So many skeets about BlueSky on BlueSky right now, it's like when you start a new job and you mostly talk shit about the job until you actually get to know each other and finally start talking about other things.

"S.N.L."

Seeing people complain about "resistance grifters" but not actually seeing any makes me feel kinda crazy but also happy that I'm not dealing with whatever that is

I prefer theatre kid energy over the energy of the uncool kids on the football team who think they're hot shit because they say the n word and shower with boxers on

I think it's time for BlueSky to have a rebrand. Maybe some kind of flying creature to show that they will soar, but a small one since this is a newer site. Keep the colors though

I should actually post or something, seems like people are getting a lot of these follower things

What makes Bluesky better : the timeline does NOT Auto-refresh!

Black Mirror asks the question "what if you died in real life but you *didn't* die in the game"

You guys should have just taken the Twitter logo, it's not like Elton munk was using it

here comes the war on Christmas

'Am' is such a weird word, it can only go after I, no other word pairs with it

Everywhere I look on social media there's just so much historical revisionism. I just saw someone trot out the "after 9/11, we all came together and stood in solidarity, and no one criticized the U.S. military response!" Like... that's utter bullshit.