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jakenotcake.bsky.social
27 🙋🏻‍♂️ queer 🏳️‍🌈 probably doing gay shit
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everything reminds me of him…

living my real housewife fantasy by drinking a whole bottle of rosé tonight

i’ve been rewatching gilmore girls and when i say that show brings me so much comfort in a way that y’all will never understand i meant it pls respect my privacy

on a date kinda nervous

Is “what’s something personally or professionally that you’re looking forward to?” a good question to ask my new team in my first meetings w them or is it stupid and they’ll hate me? I feel like we all need to try & find things that bring us joy the way things are going & I want to get to know them

feeling like oddish today

sounds about right

If you see this post a water type

mood board

Today was the most Monday of Mondays and I’ve decided to cope with the current collapse of our country and constitutional crisis by being more slutty. Watch this space.

new profile pic bye bye random fish from spongebob :/

one way plane ticket please

this muffin is living my dream

yes I know it looks like a 5 year old made these but I was short on time and wanted y’all to get to know me a lil better with some of my favorite things

which pokemon game should I play this weekend to procrastinate reading this book about leadership

yes or no should I read all the magic tree house books as an adult

gay people be like she saved my life but it’s just the cast of rhoslc

ok google how do I stop spiraling when I have a big work presentation in 24 hours

I never introduced myself! The name is Jake. I like laughing, baking, crafting, games, movies, reality tv, and everything queer all year long. I am engaged to my lovely partner Jason and joined Bluesky to make friends and build a likeminded community away from those other apps

If you see this, post your favorite legendary pokemon!

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four of my favorite horror movies 👻

drop your letterboxd! boxd.it/5rwqv

body goals

hi 👋🏻