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submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Just a song about a guy who saved the world from crab people youtu.be/q6OM4D2FzVA?...

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A hand made of bronze and gold. It has been interpreted as the earliest proshetic hand for a casualty of conflict, a symbol for the status of the bearer. However, the solar symbols on the cuff suggest that it had also a cosmological significance. Found in Prêles, ...🧵1/2 #archaeology 🏺 📷by me

submitted 131 days ago • 9 comments

Complacency is the silent killer of dreams and progress

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

No matter how poor you are you can always invest in yourself

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Why do new fast food restaurants still get built with the second drive thru window they never use

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

People whose entire identity revolves around their political alignment are weird. Get a hobby, go live life, have fun

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment

Order pizza Show up for pizza Only 1 pizza on to go rack Give them name They pick up pizza and read name They ask for the name again Give them name again Watch them look around like theyre looking for some other magical pizza besides the only one that's there before finally handing me my pizza

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Ok tool guys. What's your current go to drill/impact brand? Looking to get a set while the deals are running. Have to provide my own tools for work and don't want crap that's not worth it. My little Makita set worked well for a few years but my impact broke earlier in the year

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

Full image of Pillars Of Creation by JWST (NIRCam). 🔭 🧪

submitted 154 days ago • 11 comments

My favorite UFO sighting is the go-slow

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Twin parenting is a rollercoaster. Officially got tag-teamed for the for the first time earlier when the both peed during back to back diaper changes 😵‍💫😵‍💫

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

The only bad part about online grocery ordering is now you get these chicken game style face offs of who's more important between the worker with their big work cart and the customer with their shopping cart. GTFO my way I'm giving you money vs GTFO my way I'm at work

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

Aw shit they got beyblades at Sonic, might have to f around and get a kids meal

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like a place id build my camp on ARK scorched earth map 😅

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

IDK who needs to hear this but just cuz it snows doesn't mean you can get lazy with your dog poop. Pick it up you bums

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Just when I was reaching the age that songs like "blues clues" we're finally starting to not be burned into my brain, the kid makes it all start over again 😂

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

When orb daddy shows up at the hearing as a surprise guest

submitted 164 days ago • 1 comment

This is SO COOL. Extremely rare soft crystalline seashells are washing up in Northern California right now [a thread 🧵]... 🦑🧪🌊🐙

submitted 164 days ago • 19 comments

I don't drink vitamin water often but it was on sale and this is gas

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The moment of panic when you're fidgeting with your card waiting in line at a drive-thru and you drop it between the seat and center console

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

So many "clean" and "family friendly" rap playlists on Spotify are absolutely not 😂😂😂 tf yall let your kids listen to

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

Man I miss that furry hoodie. Furry hoodie era jake was a menace y'all could never hang with dude. Need to bring it back with a replacement soon

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Just switched my phone back to assistant instead of Gemini. Stupid Google Gemini can't even set an alarm on my phone

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

I haven't had a show that I watch on its weekly premier day in a while buuut It's dandadan Thursday 🍻🛸👻

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

I've got a 88 day streak and I finished my first section of Japanese Duolingo 私はとてもかっこいい

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know who needs to see this, but here is a baby lamb

submitted 176 days ago • 248 comments

Always a fun place to walk through "Cave of Won-Doors" in Parker

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to just start bringing some cardboard and duct tape to gas stations with me and if that loud ass speaker is screaming at me while I'm pumping gas I'm just going to tape a cover to it to turn it down

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

If all goes according to plan our daughter will be coming home first on Friday🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 She was smaller when she was born and slower progressing at first but has passed her twin brother up #girlpower 😂😂

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Once it gets so close to midnight it's like "well I might as well stay up another 15 min and get my Duolingo streak for tomorrow out of the way"

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Heard someone say "presidential seal" the other day and this is where my mind went

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Bug from work one day. I couldn't tell what it was, maybe a baby dragonfly?

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Night at home tonight with wifey and the kitties. I'm sure the nurses are taking good care of the babies

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submitted 178 days ago • 119 comments

Banned on Twitter for a week so looks like y'all mfs gonna have to deal with me here

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments