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I'm on a work training call about Venuescanner (place to find event spaces), and the trainer was talking about odd enquiries they get, she straight up said "we get a LOT of enquiries from furries for some reason" This is the first time furries have been mentioned in a work setting for me lol.

Not to be overly dramatic but like, every other day I feel like I'm one minor inconvenience away from dyeing my hair & posting nothing but cryptic song lyrics online, becoming the angsty teen I never was. Life is hard. Relationships are hard. Not being able to make things better by myself is hard.

The benefits of working from home: I can be a gay kink dog while negotiating £10k+ deals and everyone thinks I'm a consummate professional when in reality I'm just puppyyyy 🤗🐶 #pupplay #puphood #puppy #ukpup #kink #gaypup

Oi, Siobhan, if you don't pipe down I'll siobh ya.

Chimichangas? Chimi-chuck-it-in-the-bin.

Today is the most Monday-ish Monday that has ever Monday'd. I need to be carefully wrapped in a blanket like a burrito and cuddled whilst you pet me and whisper sweet words of encouragement into my hearing holes.

Gotta love waking up to a fraudulent charge on my card, meaning I now don't have a card for 4-6 days and will need to go to a bank branch for them to give me cash 🙄🙃

Still the best calendar

Interested in getting some candles but don't want to go through Etsy? Current price lists, deals and lists of fragrances that are available! Free UK shipping, DM if you're interested in any of these! 🩷🕯️

Awkward strawberry 03 was a great success! Thanks to all who came and our marvellous artists: @jakewolf.bsky.social @peppercoyote.bsky.social @grantsharkey.bsky.social and Plastic Jeezus.

Last night’s show kicked ass! I shoulda brought more vinyls xD Huge thanks to @aubreyblakeledge.bsky.social for organizing and @jakewolf.bsky.social for playing songs with me ^^

The talent of this coyote never ceases to amaze me. So grateful to call him my friend ❤️ @peppercoyote.bsky.social

Gig time! (also kinda hilarious, there's a pup event here tomorrow. So they got furry music one night and kinky dogs the next x3)

Will you be joining us?

Southampton gig: Tonight! Come see these incredibly talented people (+ me) in the best-named pub in town :3 I'll be opening at 7pm! Tickets: www.ticketsource.co.uk/awkwardstraw...

AAAAAA!! thanks to Twitch and Haley for all the detective work and everyone else who shared!! WE GOT EM BACK!!!! 💚💚💚

Woke up with this on my hand, don't remember burning myself, don't even know if it's a burn! Doesn't hurt,doesnt seem swollen, just a perfect lil pink patch of skin. It'll either be gone tomorrow or certain death is upon me :))

Look, if I'm in a huge open-plan workspace with an atrium the height of a 5-storey building, and I can smell you from where I'm sat 3 metres away, it should be socially acceptable to inform you of this.

After 6 months of my xbox controller turning off every 5 minutes, having to play with it plugged in, and with the (8 year old) micro USB charging cable falling out every time I move ever so slightly... ...I realised I could just buy a replacement battery pack lol.

First day working from home (I can do it once or twice a week with my new role), so far it's very nice, I am very comfy uwu

The London gig got canceled (double booked) :( But Southampton is still on! If you don't come then you are uncool and unworthy of treats :3

My work gave away some awards at our meeting today. The prizes were little statues of Disney's Robin Hood (for some reason) - obviously I really wanted one but didn't win. My colleague who won came up to me after & she said "I really wanted to fuck him when I was younger" Heh... if only she knew.

Look, all I'm saying is that if Husk & Angel Dust wanted a 3rd, I'd be the perfect puppy addition. Plus I can harmonise. Why yes, I am horny posting about Hazbin Hotel, it's 2025 you prude!

Belated Christmas present from my mum! From this day forth, all liquids in this house shall be carbonated, without exception.

It's cold, my brain chemicals are depleted, and I'm just a soft puppy :( I need an intravenous drip of cuddles, stat 😔

The last few days have been a ride! Saturday: In Manchester being a dog in public for the first time. Today: In Manchester being a consummate professional attending a strategy meeting for my new role. (yes, I went home to Brum on Sunday, I have been on so many trains 😭)

The Traitors UK: now sponsored by Bad Dragon!

Had to get an earlier train back as my return journey was cancelled as well 🙄 Already back in Brum, utterly exhausted but content. Back up to Manchester tomorrow for work 😬