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Windows down and techno up, it's 60 degrees out!

Welcome to the free thinker’s podcast, the last space where you can say anything in this woke culture. Please refrain from criticizing the President of the United States and the richest man in the world because those guys are my friends. Here’s six hours about how hard it is to be a cop.

"imagine the police protecting you from the police" lol, lmfao even

i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts

Trading in my Sony setup and joining the Fujifilm train

the core of tech bro fascism is a bunch of dudes who simultaneously hate artists and the creative process more than anything and lack the ability to interpret reality outside of what they've been taught by movies and TV

I used to believe in the "male loneliness epidemic" and then I realized I was just being an asshole lmfao

*To the tune of All These Things That I’ve Done by The Killers* 🎶"I play games but I'm not aaaaaaaaa gamer, I play games but I'm not aaaaa gamer, I play games but I'm not aaaaaaa gamer."🎶

Lol PayPal just randomly locked my account and money for 21 days "pending verification" fuck you PayPal

elon musk streamed himself playing path of exiles 2 the other day and was bullied so hard in the chat and he died to the tutorial boss

I stopped using Bluesky for a week and filled that time with reddit. And boy is reddit worse lol

Letting the Dayquil and coffee and residual THC fight it out in my bloodstream this fine morning

Flipping off the cybertruck in town feels even better today

if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

Doing my part and calling the AG office to tell them to press charges, if you live in Wisconsin like I do please call

Eat shit Elon

Proud to be from Wisconsin today

The people of Wisconsin have spoken: you can be mean to Tesla owners

I'm going to get elected to Congress and Filibuster by reading the entirety of Malazan aloud

Everyone keeps saying "No one is coming to save us!" but I think it's a distinct possibility that whoever did this is coming to save us.

If you listen to tik Tok or podcasts or music or anything in a public venue without headphones, you deserve an extremely long and painful and drawn out death

I've started treating the maga guys at work like they're a very young child and it's very cathartic, it also irritates them so much

daily reminder to take your meds, stay hydrated, and keep your OPSEC clean

it is VERY important that anyone who lives in wisconsin votes for crawford for wisconsin supreme court on april 1st. wisconsin is only just starting to recover from the damage of the scott walker era and this would help solidify a new era in the state

Working with some of the dumbest people to have ever lived in the state of Wisconsin doesn't help my superiority complex

it is 2025. the US president is obsessed with owning greenland. in between golf and signing his name on things, he makes posts in all capital letters which are somehow both meaningless and illegal. you are in your 30s and have the stress level of someone being hunted for sport. life is bad

hey it's me griffith berserk. i killed all my friends for some dumbass nebulous "dream" which seems to mostly translate into me standing around with cenobites or gazing languidly from atop a big wall

Back on my bullshit (drinking)

Xanax should be sold in bricks the size of snickers bars over the counter to anyone with $7

“the president gave our WW3 plans to an epic bacon ketamine addict with no impulse control” okay man, I guess at this point I don’t know what I’m supposed to do about it. “adderall incels asked AI and it said nobody needs books anymore” well, I already called my senator and he said it’s fine

At this stage I simply will not live long enough to regain trust in the government of the United States of America

Omelas could work if the kid sucks

unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.

Perpetually thinking about the Siege of Capustan

Some piece of shit stole half of my sockets and my fucking pliers

It's time for everyone's favorite holiday, new can of Bondo day!

I'm very glad I was awake and present to witness "I'm here you fuckass bitch" happen

BBB (book beer balcony) weather is back!