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I finally have my own copy of Baldur’s Gate 3. The gift giver said it was so I can be my elf-self and enjoy my birthday with “dominant women and submissive men, your kind of people. And dragons!”

Back when I started Dawntrail I thought the Tuliyollal day theme reminded me a lot of the cowboy bebop theme. The idea got parked in my brain for a while but I finally got around to making it. Huge love to @senabryer.com for agreeing to voice the opening line. #ff14 #FFXIV youtu.be/21xp2EZ9Z04

It’s just a family meeting. 🐦‍⬛💜

“People always pick comfort characters that are alike. Proof?Name your two favorites…” Varric Tethras & G’raha Tia “Two short king hairy redhead archer types who are into telling stories and going on adventures? Both crazy loyal to someone they can’t have? Willing to sacrifice themselves…” Oh…no.

Video game scenes sometimes stick with you… (Thank you, people who upload my nightmares!)

When it’s all bad news, you’re too sick to do anything and everything seems pointless… We’re going for a walk!

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Life… I tell you… Anyway, happy ‘day before the chocolate goes on sale’

Quiet darkness is where I thrive💜 (Plus, I’m severely vitamin d deficient and anemic. That’s funny.)

You know your doctor is young when you have to hold their hand and reassure them. Can doctors be carded? That might have to start being a thing.

You all find the loveliest things to share! Thank you💜

Psst… Sometimes, when I hit the little heart icon, it’s not because I like the post. It’s because your post made a difference. Sometimes, it’s a piece of art that’s moved me to tears out of nowhere. Sometimes, it’s a snippet of writing that I’m going to pondering the implications of for hours.

*lights a candle* *glances at game library* *sips tea* *fingers through game library* *adjusts blanket* *glares at game library* *reapplies lip balm* You used to be more entertaining…

[Venting to the void] To whom it should concern, Fuck your “agility” It’s difficult to put faith in people after witnessing what seems to be a run of renegade only choices. Consumers remember these things. We were rooting for you. That’s becoming embarrassing. I should go.

Live life to the fullest, they say. Make the most of the time you have, they say. Then they make you sit and wait over an hour after your appointment start time. (And their clock ticks obnoxiously loud.)

I keep taking a writing style quiz and getting the same result. I guess this is just me now.

Arrested & pregnant My never-been-caught / post-menopausal ass can’t wait!😊

I hide when people ask me who my canon romances are in Dragon Age. (Hint - It’s Varric 💜 Always has been. Always will be.) “But he wasn’t even in…” So? “And he’s not an option in…” They didn’t offer the option so I just took it. “He’s gone. You have to let go…” Ever seen the film Ghost?

First off, of course we help. We dream big, get creative, and let compassion lead our actions.♓️ Secondly, the prince is not fake. He sent photos and everything. Everyone knows you can’t fake photos on the internet.🙄 Thirdly, we will all be reimbursed after sending gift cards…😅

Every so often, with all the kindness I can muster, I send little reminder messages out into the universe… Maybe they haven’t played the game/read the book/seen the thing because they can’t afford the game/book/streaming service. And maybe they don’t deserve to be teased about “missing out.”🤷‍♀️

I would rather be alone than feel guilty while someone kept checking for a pulse and sighing out of boredom as I apologized for taking so long.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally:

Husky did it again 💜🤘

Frozen pipes are fun! I’m having an absolute blast! There’s either no water or SO MUCH water! Kitchen floors are definitely *the* place to sit and cry in a puddle while battling what you assume is the flu. Today’s been awesome!

Since I'm going to hell anyway, could I maybe just borrow a degree or two until I can afford heat? Sheesh...

I redownloaded Sims 4 today only to quickly remember why the hell I deleted it in the first place. I really wish the game worked.

The sick has finally gotten to me. (On top of my other health issues.) The rest of the house has had it to various degrees for over two weeks. I’m the caregiver to them all. This should be interesting. 😷

❄️ This just in… ❄️ The plows are having difficulty keeping up (He thinks he’s a husky. He also barks at absolutely nothing.)

❄️ Snow Update ❄️ It has indeed begun to snow Flakes are currently falling from the sky Accumulation is imminent Begin using the milk, eggs, and bread now. French toast, I assume. (People are like- we’re all gonna die & I’m just wondering if it’ll make going over the potholes easier…)

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People are having all manner of breakdowns over an impending snowstorm. It’s about 6” total In January I live in Pennsylvania The place that inspired the lyrics to Winter Wonderland I’m getting cranky at people. Someone’s gonna get hit with milk and bread soon.