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jalena.bsky.social
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Soooo… I don’t want to get anyone mad, but I think this fic binding this is getting worse. How do you report a shop?? #dramione

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins

submitted 77 days ago • 232 comments

Do you all ever go back to the AO3 author page of that writer who wrote ✨️ONE FIC✨️ that ruined you for all else, hoping they wrote more, but it's still 1 Works and you just... wonder what they're doing, if they know they changed your life. If they're having a nice day. Yeah.

submitted 102 days ago • 7 comments

Does anyone remember the Theomione socmed where Hermione goes to Amsterdam(?) to escape from her crappy ex and meets Theo and the other snakes?? I can’t find it anywhere anymore 😭

submitted 136 days ago • 2 comments

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

submitted 128 days ago • 267 comments

me reading about the same couple falling in love in 55930th universe.

submitted 131 days ago • 1 comment

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

submitted 132 days ago • 735 comments

Does anyone remember the Theomione socmed where Hermione goes to Amsterdam(?) to escape from her crappy ex and meets Theo and the other snakes?? I can’t find it anywhere anymore 😭

submitted 136 days ago • 2 comments

Just arrived from the Bad Place. Next step: find all the folks I followed who have also emigrated.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.

submitted 139 days ago • 1244 comments

hermione and bb lyra 🩵

submitted 565 days ago • 0 comments