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A service where I take a quiz, get a personalized lookbook of outfits tailored to my style and budget, complete with direct shopping links. Who can create this and where do I sign up?

I hate waiting for my phone to charge so I can take a bubble bath

Disney is not your friend. Disney has never been your friend. Disney will never be your friend. The Moon Girl thing was not a one-off, nor was Gravity Falls, nor was Owl House, nor was the disaster that was Strange World Every year at & around Pride, Disney wants LGBTQ money but yearly they do this

I’ve been wanting to switch from Tidal to Apple Music for a while, but I’m afraid that Beyoncé is gonna do what she did with lemonade again and FOMO is keeping me from getting rid of it

#blacksky #bluesky

I know at least half of that is because of me

I was just saying this last night!

Walmart rolled back their dei policies and threw Busta rhymes and some other poc in a commercial

Exactly this. I was so excited to see Denzel and Pedro Pascal together, but what a letdown. All that talent wasted on poor writing. The whole movie felt like a lazy cash grab.

The more I rewatch the wire the more I realize how underrated season two was.

Every time….GNX 🤌🏾

If we’re on the phone and you cut me off to talk to someone else, the story ends there. I’m not repeating myself.

They really called Drake certified lawyer boy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

It’s only Tuesday….it feels like Thursday at least

I hate Amazon shipping takes a week now…why even introduce me to a vibe you couldn’t maintain with the two day shipping

Weekday tour dates kill me…Kendrick is going to Atlanta on a fucking Tuesday…like we have kids…we have jobs…it’s not even during spring break or the summer…

OBTUSE, RUBBER GOOSE, GREEN MOOSE, GUAVA JUICE, GIANT SNAKE, BIRTHDAY CAKE, LARGE FRIES, CHOCOLATE SHAKE

I keep telling my husband I’m only offering to drive when we travel to be polite. Deep down, I have no intention of giving up my rightful place as passenger princess. I'll do it if I have to, but I don't want to.

I’m stuck in this endless cycle of wanting to try a new podcast, giving Scumbags of History another shot, and within five minutes remembering exactly why I stopped listening. And then I do it all over again in a few months.

They say that there is no ethical consumption under capitalism but can we actually say that for sure if we haven’t tried eating the rich?

All the drake stuff is funny, but the real question is what am I gonna wear to the living room for Thanksgiving?

No I have been laughing at that certified lawyer boy since I saw it yesterday 😂😂😂😂

The muted part on Wacced Out Murals is like a DIY Drake diss for the listener.

Not Cash Money taking L’s from the 99’s to the 2000’s lmaaaoooo

Nicki, Drake and Lil Wayne going out sad af in 2024 was not on my bingo card this year. Like throw all of young money away.

the grind is pointless if it destroys you

A woman uttered the words “You ready?” and then quite literally changed the world.

I’ve hit that age where I bruise easily. Yesterday, I bumped my leg on something in the car and thought, “That’s definitely going to bruise.” Sure enough, I woke up this morning, and there it is. That didn’t happen in my 20s!

I have recently switched from dishwashing pods to dishwashing liquid and I feel like I found a cheat code.

All these explainer videos are just people grasping at straws trying to piece it all together. Hopefully, season 4 delivers better writing because right now, it’s feeling like Game of Thrones: amazing actors, massive popularity, too many threads, and not enough closure.

i'm learning that sometimes black defiance looks like black happiness and that its just as valid.

If I’m being completely honest, it’s difficult for me to accept this last minute plot line of Tabitha and Jade just randomly because it’s finale. It feels like lazy writing to me…

Every commercial during the election had a white married Republican woman as the face of the pro-abortion movement. Trying to plead for the humanity of women using its BEST representation. But the rest of us always knew who would bear the BRUNT of this barbaric law.

I cannot stress enough how much I do not mind paying extra for convenience. A privilege I am forever grateful to have.

My other hot take is, instead of spending 10 billion to terraform Mars they could undo the damage from deforestation and clean the oceans here on Earth

The Black activist sleeping with a white cop storyline…it’s tired.

This is the worst season of survivor I have ever seen. Straight ass.

THIS!!!!!

But the last thing I’ll say is this, as someone who has watched this show from season 1 to season 47 (current) I am disappointed with what it has become. Okay, I’m done with my survivor tangent.