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jalzahn.bsky.social

PNGTuber, Retired Professional Minion, Dad joke enthusiast, and Twitch Affiliate. I dispense wisdom upon request and threaten with bad puns and Dad jokes on a whim. http://twitch.tv/jalzahn Model: ArtBatte Banner: @stellinaabruzzese.bsky.social

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@themidnightlibrary.bsky.social do y'all know of any places?

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Quote of the Day. February 27, 2025 (Might be a repost.)

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This is Raisin. He's my tech guy. He helps out with my streams. I came up with a new nickname for him the other day. He's my Catawan. Like, my Patawan, if I were a Jedi. I don't know why, but I found this hilarious. 😅

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Quote of the Day! February 26, 2025

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Quote of the Day! February 25, 2025

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Quote of the Day! February 24, 2025

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If y'all wonder why I do what I do, and I don't do more or push or struggle...

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Quote of the Day! February 23, 2025

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Quote of the Day! February 22, 2025

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Yup...

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It's looking like I'm going to have to cancel Saturday's stream. I'm better, but I need rest. It's been hard to get this week due to being scheduled for 5 days in a row. Thank you! I'm aiming for a Tuesday and Saturday stream next week.

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Someone might need it.

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Quote of the Day! February 21, 2025

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Quote of the Day! February 20, 2025

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G I V E A W A Y Today is the 3 year anniversary of my dice shop!🥹 Thank you all SO much for everything! To celebrate you have the chance to get a 7pieces dice set in the Pastel Sunrise Design. Rules: -Follow this account -Repost this post -international, I cover shipping -ends 27/02/25, 7pm CET

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Quote of the Day! February 19, 2025

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Bonus quote for February 18, 2025!

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Stream schedule for this week. I'm still sick, so schedule is subject to change. 2/18/25 Tuesday. 1pm EST. No mic, no model! 2/22/2025 Saturday. 11am EST. I might have my voice back by then. We'll see.

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Quote of the Day! February 18, 2025 "...look for the helpers..."

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Quote of the Day! February 17, 2025

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Quote of the Day! February 16, 2025

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Quote of the Day! February 15, 2025

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I told ten puns, but they didn't get a reaction. No pun in ten did. 😔

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Happy Valentine's Day! Woodbine loves you. 💕 EPISODE 10.5: SPICEBUSH Memories are malleable, fallible, easily made and easily broken. When you're running through them, how much of them can you trust? Do you understand? Rhys? Can you hear me? podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/1...

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Quote of the Day! February 14, 2025

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Apologies for not posting or being around much the last few days. @cryshard1.bsky.social and I got hit by a nasty flu bug. We're in the last stages of it, but man! I haven't been this sick in about 2 years. It really took its toll on me. I aim to stream Saturday, but I can't promise anything.

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If you know you know

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With WoW announcing player housing, is it bad that I can hear @thunkdapeon.bsky.social singing "Who Are the People in Your Neighborhood?" as he goes about fixing houses?

@themidnightlibrary.bsky.social do y'all know of any places?

Quote of the Day. February 27, 2025 (Might be a repost.)

This is Raisin. He's my tech guy. He helps out with my streams. I came up with a new nickname for him the other day. He's my Catawan. Like, my Patawan, if I were a Jedi. I don't know why, but I found this hilarious. 😅

Quote of the Day! February 26, 2025

Quote of the Day! February 25, 2025

Quote of the Day! February 24, 2025

If y'all wonder why I do what I do, and I don't do more or push or struggle...

Quote of the Day! February 23, 2025

Quote of the Day! February 22, 2025

Yup...

It's looking like I'm going to have to cancel Saturday's stream. I'm better, but I need rest. It's been hard to get this week due to being scheduled for 5 days in a row. Thank you! I'm aiming for a Tuesday and Saturday stream next week.

Someone might need it.

Quote of the Day! February 21, 2025

Quote of the Day! February 20, 2025

G I V E A W A Y Today is the 3 year anniversary of my dice shop!🥹 Thank you all SO much for everything! To celebrate you have the chance to get a 7pieces dice set in the Pastel Sunrise Design. Rules: -Follow this account -Repost this post -international, I cover shipping -ends 27/02/25, 7pm CET

Quote of the Day! February 19, 2025

Bonus quote for February 18, 2025!

Stream schedule for this week. I'm still sick, so schedule is subject to change. 2/18/25 Tuesday. 1pm EST. No mic, no model! 2/22/2025 Saturday. 11am EST. I might have my voice back by then. We'll see.

Quote of the Day! February 18, 2025 "...look for the helpers..."

Quote of the Day! February 17, 2025

Quote of the Day! February 16, 2025

Quote of the Day! February 15, 2025

I told ten puns, but they didn't get a reaction. No pun in ten did. 😔

Happy Valentine's Day! Woodbine loves you. 💕 EPISODE 10.5: SPICEBUSH Memories are malleable, fallible, easily made and easily broken. When you're running through them, how much of them can you trust? Do you understand? Rhys? Can you hear me? podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/1...

Quote of the Day! February 14, 2025

Apologies for not posting or being around much the last few days. @cryshard1.bsky.social and I got hit by a nasty flu bug. We're in the last stages of it, but man! I haven't been this sick in about 2 years. It really took its toll on me. I aim to stream Saturday, but I can't promise anything.

If you know you know

With WoW announcing player housing, is it bad that I can hear @thunkdapeon.bsky.social singing "Who Are the People in Your Neighborhood?" as he goes about fixing houses?

Quote of the Day! February 9, 2025

Quote of the Day! February 8, 2025

Happy Caturday 🐾🐾🤍