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It’s Saturday so like any sane person would, I wrote some satire.

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My racist fuckface president tried to celebrate Black History Month (more than half-way through it of course), and I took that personally.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

submitted 1 day ago • 1424 comments

Is my satirical style aggressive? Profane? You tell me, motherfucker.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I just called Trump's and Musk's mothers "two racist, soulless jizz bins" in a new satire piece. I am not sure if I should be, but I'm kinda proud of that one.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Someone’s gotta talk to God about his managerial decisions.

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There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

submitted 2 days ago • 4218 comments

Wonder if his obvious satire will get me in trouble over on Facebook…let’s find out.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Haven’t commented on this yet because I wanted to think about how to articulate my views. Here’s my first shot. The strong desire to “troll” that comes from what’s supposed to be our most professional public face to the world is immature and insulting. We aren’t even pretending we’re not clowns.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So is Don gonna chuck Elon into the reactor shaft, or is Elon gonna chuck Don? How does Return of the Browneyes end?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I tried to warn everyone.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

We’re not Russia. We are worse than that. We are The United States of America, acting like Russia. It’s like Russia, on cocaine.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

“At least Russia has elections” Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999. If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.

submitted 3 days ago • 717 comments

Made a new thing.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Erections have consequences?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Oh, look what normal countries do when a former president leads a far right coup attempt.

submitted 4 days ago • 1195 comments

“I will be as excited as I WANT to be.” 🤣🤣🤣 could he BE more a little bitch?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Henceforth, any plane that lands and flips will be known as the Fetterman landing.

submitted 4 days ago • 417 comments

you don't talk about stuff like eggs or long lines at national parks because those are more important than the coup against the rule of law. you talk about that stuff because getting low information americans mad at Trump about that stuff is a precondition to getting them to care about the big stuff

submitted 4 days ago • 24 comments

Go ahead. Let the people see you for what you are.

submitted 5 days ago • 5974 comments

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

submitted 5 days ago • 8247 comments

Nomnomnom

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The speed at which we are becoming Idiocracy makes me feel like I’m on speed 24/7 these days.

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If life was the cartoon I want it to be, someone would make “Point Twin Peaks” and cut Keanu in with everyone else. Just throwing that wish into the ocean.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

You better send me care packages when I’m in Club Fed.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Let me speak to the DOGE audit language. Many people who work in both the Treasury and specifically the IRS are CPAs. Most audit firms hire CPAs. A 19yo coder has absolutely no idea how to accurately identify waste or fraud. Calling what DOGE is doing as a audit, is a flat out lie.

submitted 5 days ago • 167 comments

Good hellos to you, BlueSky people! I just published this. Read the satire before it becomes reality.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

We can't shame our politicians or media into a place of courage and non-appeasement. The only thing that will make them change course is when the great damage being inflicted by this fascist coup comes home to roost for them, and it will. Take action yourself, great or small, public or private.

submitted 5 days ago • 31 comments

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

submitted 5 days ago • 2288 comments

They’re coming to take me away, ha ha!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Man, Wolfenstein slaps extra hard right now for some reason…

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"When you see something that is not right, not fair, not just, you have a moral obligation to do something about it." - John Lewis. It's not enough to simply recognize something is wrong; we have a moral duty to act.

submitted 6 days ago • 32 comments

I’m not sure I’ll ever get over the sight of demonstrably homophobic men lining up around the block to suck a guy off. And these are the same men who tried to slut-shame Kamala.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Me in 1999: “That South Park movie was wacky, imagining an American imperialism so deranged that they decide to invade Canada in a crusade of censorship. 😂” Me in 2025: 😐

submitted 6 days ago • 210 comments

seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism

submitted 6 days ago • 497 comments

🫶🫶👍👍

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I am once again trying to get myself blocked by the President of the United States on Facebook so I can sue him. Will I get sent to Gitmo first? Quien sabe?

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

My brain just failed me on such hilarious level. I nearly had to finish Googling “the word for a book full of alternate meanings,” because apparently the meaning of “thesaurus” isn’t something it could remember for a moment.

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One of Waylon Jennings' first job was as a radio DJ in Texas in the 1950s. His boss would chew him out every time he would play music by black musicians and when Jennings got tired of it he played 2 Little Richard songs in a row immediately after being threatened. He was promptly fired. RIP Waylon

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments