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BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk announces a revolutionary new coal-powered vehicle, the Tesla Model DJT. Available in two big, beautiful colors — Orange and Even Oranger — the DJT is expected to get up to 3 MPL (miles per lump).

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But then, in America’s darkest hour, there arose a new champion, bringing hope to the suffering American people — Eggman! A superhero with the power to control the price of eggs! Also to fly, but only a few feet off the ground and for short distances, so not much practical use really. But the eggs!

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In yet another first for the First Felon President, Trump has traveled to a disaster area to pledge that the federal government will not help them recover.

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