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Cyber Easter is when Robo-Jesus rises from the grave and goes to collect from people who didn't chip in on that Last Supper

Four solid days off. Got to do some chores, had some good family time, played poker for the first time in 6+ years, and fed my family. It's really tough to keep from spiraling some days, so I'm trying to hang on to the good...

The Progeny requested baked beans with dinner tonight. Fortunately she asked on Friday so I was able to put together a proper pot starting yesterday with dried navy beans and 6 hours in the oven today!

What a Dipshit.

Vacation is one month away and I'm ready for it...

Headed to Centennial Campus for the first time in 26 years tomorrow. Back when I attended NC State, there wasn't much going on there, and no undergrad classes that I can think of. It's also Pack day of giving. There's only one fund I'll give to: packessentials.dasa.ncsu.edu

Oscar Gamble famously commented on the clown show that Yankees management had become in the 70s, and it fits well here: "They don't think it be like it is, but it do"

A squeaker! Today's matchup is Bong Joon-Ho vs Mel Brooks. I'm all-in for Mel! www.blankcheckpod.com/march-madness

118k more votes for Democrats in the NC Senate, but the split is 20 Democrats and 30 Republicans. You want to talk unfair elections. Democrats in NC start 10 yards back and tied to a tractor because of the gerrymandered maps.

boxd.it/9ae7Yd #BlueMovies

Good morning! 5 Days Post-Op, and I'm feeling pretty good! Went in to the office yesterday (free empanadas!), and have a couple errands to run over the lunch hour today. Still not lifting anything over 10 lbs because the last thing anyone needs is another trip to the hospital.

"They don't make good movies anymore. Not like they used to." Look, there has always been and always will be trash. There was a period of like a decade where zooted out Elvis sweated through 20,000 movies a year.

Link to the full video youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?...

Share some of the best eyes in movies

President Dipshit is going to say something about annexing Ireland now or a 200% tariff on stouts and Jameson, isn't he?

Download the TouchTunes app and start the craziest music at the most hectic Waffle House in town. The grill cook will love 4 straight plays of "Henry the VIII I Am" Sunday at 3am

You might not realize that there's still a race that has not been called from the 2024 election. It's for the NC Supreme Court. It is going before a 3 judge appeals panel this week www.cbs17.com/news/north-c...

Feeling pretty good so I sent the wife off to have fun with her friends at the FiberFest at the fairgrounds. I know she's going to come back with a big bag of expensive yarn 🥰

Right now the food bank of Central & Eastern NC is offering a 2x match to donations foodbankcenc.org

I Walk With Welles!

Bad news, people. The surgery was a success and you're stuck with my garbage takes for the foreseeable future.

He might as well be debating the brick wall behind him.

Me: *receives email from hospital, contains an estimate for Thursday* Opens link Me: "Well, good thing I'm already having heart surgery, because I think this thing just gave me a heart attack!" Estimate is $130,983.25

Do you know how shockingly refreshing that would be?? "Actually we created the National Weather Service to save lives. The weather app on your phone uses the data collected by NWS and NOAA. History proves that was a smart investment every hurricane season, every tornado, every [etc etc]"

Foreign policy is now just trolling.

Tariffs are the new infrastructure week

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

Guess this movie: "This film has been rated R for brutal medieval warfare" #BlueMovies

Welcome to #recall Thursday.

FAFO, baby. Don't write it in an open letter, write it directly to the guy pulling the tariff strings.

I made a whole lotta internet in February! Comics, essays, photos... See 'em at my public, free recap: www.patreon.com/posts/februa...

If you're being told you have to return to the office with no exceptions, then they're telling you that you shouldn't work from home evenings or weekends.

One more time for the people in the back.

Lift the cap.