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jamesostafford.bsky.social
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Artwork by my buddy Mark Stivers, joke by me.

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"We happy?" "Yeah, we happy."

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"I like my instrumentals simple yet funky and enhanced. Any recommendations?"

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Freddie Cannon holds the American Bandstand record with 110 appearances. Don't know who Freddie Cannon is? That's everything you need to know about the nature of fame.

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Product Idea: Aesloppy Joes, the Meal With A Moral®

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How music would've suffered if Skynyrd cut a rug down at a place called Dave and Buster's.

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My Three Favorite Mailers: 3) #10 window envelope, letter-sized 2) 7" x 5" padded, self-sealing 1) Norman

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Not watching the Oscars, so somebody please tell me when Fresh Prince slaps Conan.

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I really miss that hotel chain co-owned by Kenny Loggins and Kenny Rogers. I always enjoyed staying at Kenny Lodgers.

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Truck nuts, you've met your match.

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Who knew "great again" translates to "like 1929"?

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Their karma is not your job.

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From the short story "The Academy" by Robert Sheckley, originally published in a cruddy sci-fi magazine in 1954.

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Considering a cartography career as a side hustle.

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What's your guess for when we're back to "freedom fries"? Just a month is fine, but if you want to go for a specific date I'm game. Winner gets a trip to the Showcase Showdown.

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You've been warned.

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It is...alive! ALIVE!!! #vintagehifi

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Story Idea: Father and son opthalmologists Bob and Roger Sloan juggle life, relationships, and eye infections in "Stye and the Family Sloan."

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Did You Know: Cher has a twin sister named Cheralike. #rimshot

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Celebrity Trivia: Legendary film composer Maurice Jarre's brother, Mason, was equally revered among home canning enthusiasts.

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I'm going to start dressing like this when I go to Home Depot and exclaim loudly, "What ho, where are the time machine parts?"

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"I know it was you, Frito." --The greatest Super Bowl commercial never made.

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I played this on repeat as a teenager, which is no surprise given that I grew up in a household where guilt was more plentiful than pocket lint. Safe travels to the great #MarianneFaithfull. youtu.be/zltRCMPqhNg?...

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Best name for a family therapist? Probably Dr. Ama.

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I saw Party Server II today and I was, like, totally lost because I never saw the first one.

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What she said.

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Blaupunkt console hi-fi with built in stereo. Swingin'!

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Passed a Dunkin' tonight with its "N" burned out, and now I want to fight a donut.

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This is Richard DeLisi. He was convicted for selling weed and was "sentenced to penalty-free unconditional discharge." Just kidding! He got 90 years.

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If only we had a word for such a machine.

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What the heck kinda police department hires a shit sandwich?

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I feel like I'd have a better chance of leaving my worries behind if the Groove Line ran through my area.

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"Politics is the entertainment division of the military industrial complex." -Frank Zappa

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Is this THE @violetthunk.bsky.social ??????

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Every Christmas my sister holds an "ugliest wrapping" contest, so I brought this over. And they didn't hold an ugly wrapping contest this year.

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Ate the full bag, did not improve my performance in the sack. Zero stars.

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Tree's up.

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From a 1967 Saturday Evening Post op-ed. That we've been having this conversation for almost 60 years is interesting, but not as interesting as the fact that there once were sects named Truthful Baptists and Lying Baptists.

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2025 Predictions: Efforts to roll back the clock to simpler times hit a peak when suspects begin hearing their Carmen Miranda rights.

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As opposed to using a silencer in a crime of benevolence? One for the Department of Extra Words Department.

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