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“May all your complaints never be about shit that actually matters.”
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As I was was exiting Costco today with my 8 items, the receipt checker counted the 6 bulk items silently and then when I got right next to her, she saw the 2 smaller items and said, “Seven, eight!” I said, “Thank you.” And went on my way. 6 hrs. later, I should have replied,

“Atlanta only ran three plays this quarter. Washington with one hundred and forty five (👀) yards 😒.”

I’m sure the hand sanitizer dispenser is just off-screen, yeah?

WTH this isn’t Thursday Night Rush!

Coke Zero lookin’ MFers

What is tf-ening?

You: Well, if you think about it, it would make more sense if you… Me: Let me cut you off right there, buddy.

Is Beth Mowens calling an nfl game?

Bright side: Georgia has three quarters to make a comeback.

They've given Nick Saban and projector and a pointer, so I'm having fun with it.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,291,004! #special #sospecial #iam

Gojira!!!

There’s a reason why it’s called Monday.

Even the officials are like, “ I cannot believe he did not drop that pass.”

Bought an 18-pack of IPA today but I have a doctors appointment on Monday. So the plann is to drink 12 or more today so’s I won’t drink no mor’n six tomorrow. That way I’ll be all fresh Monday. [insert dude-with-a-fade-tapping-his-temple-meme here]