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Plaintiffs’ litigator, good reply guy Pittsburgh, PA
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Someone should ask Homan if it would be ok to send him to a gulag if a completely different white guy he has nothing to do with commits murder bsky.app/profile/atru...

How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask hallucinating chatbot everything"?

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at T+15 seconds of creating an "AI journalist," her boss sexually harassed her

Huge win for consumers today from the en banc 9th Circuit, making it easier to sue e-commerce sites; congrats to my colleague Nick Sansone on the 10-1 win! cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...

Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me?? Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?

is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games

BREAKING: SCOTUS orders the government not to remove from the country, for the time being, any of the individuals slated for possible deportation to El Salvador. The vote is apparently 7-2, with Justices Thomas and Alito in dissent

I didn’t mean to send you that letter with those offensive demands (which I 100% continue to stand behind). But you completely overreacted to my accidentally disclosed demands. I have no choice now but to steal $2 billion dollars from you.

I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

Some people regularly go through their coffee mugs, and thoughtfully decide what to keep and what to toss, but I have a different method. Stuff the cupboard until it's bursting, and let the universe decide.

I don't really care what the "political consequences" are of fighting for the proposition that *everyone* is entitled to due process before they are removed from the United States and sent to a Salvadoran prison. It's not really a principle if you only adhere to it when it's politically expedient.

Glad to see this from my alma mater

It’s that time of year- Short and sweet-LILIES KILL CATS Lilies are one of the most dangerous plants out there when it comes to cats. Just brushing against them can cause kidney failure and a horrible, painful death. If they survive, it can be a 5 figure vet bill, and days at the hospital 1/

There are kids who will never pick up a dead bear carcass and load it into their car but then forget about the bear carcass because they went to a fancy steakhouse but then remember about the bear carcass and finally dump the bear carcass in Central Park

eat a book to gain its vocabulary

to me, if i was an ice agent or police officer or anything like that, i would think about what happens after. because whether it's 4 years or 40, there will be an after. they made movies and tv shows about the guys who hunted down 80 year old nazis. there'll be an after

Destroy DOGE, undo every bit of its work, and render every DOGE employee unemployable in their professional field for life. End their careers and shame them in every way we can. And make them see that we fixed the government and everything they did was for naught.

Every American should know that the Chamber of Commerce and American Bankers Association literally teamed up with the Trump administration on Monday to end the CFPB rule limiting big credit card providers to an $8 late fee. Today, in light of the agreement, the rule was vacated.

i'm watching a group of conservative law professors insist that there is a grand debate over birthright citizenship that somehow escaped generations of scholarship and only popped into existence after a right-wing president announced an effort to nullify the 14th amendment.

i think i got food poisoning at the marketplace of ideas

When this is all over, there must be repercussions for those responsible

This international student is incredibly brave for going on the record about his visa suddenly being revoked, including how he has one semester left and his mom has terminal cancer: www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...

I was definitely smarter when I didn’t have to think about him all day every day. In terms of cognitive capacity lost he ranks up there with the four weeks straight I had Donna Lewis stuck in my head on a loop

There are two wolves inside of me and they just want to stay extinct

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tired: i’m going to become the joker wired: i’m going to run insane show trials like the scarecrow in the dark knight rises

If you ever find me in the bowels of a heavily guarded laboratory, peacefully suspended in a large tube of bubbling liquid, please mind your own business.

me in 2012 / me in 2025

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

🚨UPDATE: Rümeysa Öztürk has now suffered three separate asthma attacks while in DHS custody. She has not received her required asthma medications—a violation of her fundamental right to medical care. This is cruelty, it is neglect, and it is a damning moral and legal failure.

He was so real for this