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"is prod working for you?"

I haven’t got this joker yet on @playbalatro.com @universalorl.bsky.social

#Survivor48 "We'll have a new advantage called the Shot in the Dark that gives you a 1 out of 6 chance of being safe. And it will be a die." "And you roll it?" "No, you put it in an urn" "So you don't roll any dice at all?" "You do when you play Yahtzee on a journey"

Aerial photo of a queue to enter Epic Universe today.

This is Olive. She was just told she's a good dog. See if you can figure out which photo was taken before and which was taken after. 13/10

many of you

Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054

you got any games on your pinecone

Quite honestly we are living in the darkest timeline.

Local coffee shops are always a vibe. #saveaustinscoffee

Can't believe the amount of heat we used to get for downloading an mp3 when every tech company is downloading the sum total of human expression to sell a scromited version back to us

A choice was made

When the dog is sleeping in the bed, I always wish he would point his face at me instead of his butt. But then I remember reading that they do that because they have to face outward to protect you. And then I tell him loudly in his ear, “THERE AREN’T ANY LIONS.” Then we just go to sleep.

2 types of hikers

Congress: today we swipe right on tiktok Zoomers: thats ... not how it ... what Congress: we flip the phone shut Zoomers: ...? Congress: with this bill we open up 'my computer' and drag the tiktok file to the recycle bin Zoomers: ITS ON A PHONE. Congress: we have degaussed the monitor of freedom

bold choice to show the new joycons literally drifting

Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes

Today I realised I'm 2 years older than Tingle. The dude who I used to think of as 'that creepy old guy' when I first played the games... I shall not be leaving the house today.

This guy is 7'9". Insane. He's also Canadian, so maybe American should reconsider provoking Canada

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

This is easily—EASILY—the best thing to ever happen to me on Al Gore's internet. Thank you Mr. @wdmbox.bsky.social for your encouragement. I will do my very best to keep going 💪

Not sure I want to eat it now.

I continue to be deeply moved by this statement to the heavens by President Carter.

Sorry, sorry, I’m trying to delete it.

HIS FRIENDS WATCH AS THEY DESECRATE HIS DEAD BODY.

Joann’s really understood the assignment putting these next to each other on the holiday clearance. Will be a great set of decorations for next year.

At center of this aerial photo is a narrow street, themed as on a hill in Montmartre in Paris. Turrets of Sacré-Cœur designed as 3D backdrop to this street. In the Harry Potter world at Epic Universe.

Happy Boxing Day to all my Canadian friends… and to all the cats of the world who are enjoying empty Christmas boxes scattered around the house.

Is christ-mas the same thing as live más

Okay Florida, we get it. It’s Christmas. You can stop your incessant midnight fireworks now please.

An important holiday (and everyday) read

I wish I could see my family one last time... but it just doesn't end... #balatro

Final sunset for this version of the Universal entrance sign. Chain link fence is up. Scrim starting at right. To be replaced with digital display signs