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The World's Greatest Narcissist (as seen on Twitter).
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Basically everybody "shhh" about the meetup spot.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I watched Dragonball Z way before there was an English dubbed version airing on American TV.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

In honor of the Golden Bachelorette's finale.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

"It's funny running into you here" me tryna see naked pics of former Twitter people I used to see naked

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

Oh please oh please oh please oh please

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Am I allowed to want Elon Musk to cease existing voluntarily here or na?

submitted 116 days ago • 2 comments

BlueSky icon went chameleon mode

submitted 531 days ago • 0 comments

Today I learned a beta blocker isn't an alpha male who cock blocks.

submitted 534 days ago • 0 comments

F-35: *exists* Me: Is that a really small Ford truck?

submitted 538 days ago • 3 comments

I’m distracted by anything addictive in reality

submitted 538 days ago • 0 comments

Word on the street is that Elon Musk is a whole ass bitch.

submitted 538 days ago • 1 comment

With the amount of cereal I eat and video games I play, I have reverted back to adolescence. Now someone get me one of those juices that come in bottles that looks like grenades.

submitted 541 days ago • 0 comments

So... has anything interesting happened on here yet or na?

submitted 550 days ago • 0 comments

The rumors on Twitter are true. I am dying (or I self-diagnosed myself as dying, who knows).

submitted 563 days ago • 0 comments

I got time traveling haters

submitted 569 days ago • 0 comments

August vibes be different

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Remember when I got suspended on Twitter or X last week and still never got an answer?

submitted 582 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna eat ramen at 330am as one does.

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

You know I'm gangsta because my boxers be sagging underneath my pants.

submitted 589 days ago • 0 comments

Just gotta crosspost this "FUCK ELON MUSK"

submitted 594 days ago • 0 comments

When is we getting DMs on here this weekend because with the latest news from the dumbasss cisgendered Elon Musk makes me think I should be able to send butthole pics really soon on here?

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

Don't mind my presence here. I'll crosspost from Twitter whenever I go viral*. *get more than 3 likes on a tweet

submitted 597 days ago • 0 comments

Midwest people think Oppenheimer is the biopic about the first guy to say "ope".

submitted 598 days ago • 0 comments

The skeletons in my closet is fashionable as fuck.

submitted 599 days ago • 0 comments

DO NOT ASK ME HOW MY DAY IS GOING AFTER I CAME BACK FROM A 5 DAY VACATION WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR RUDE ASS

submitted 600 days ago • 0 comments

I'd like to speak to a manager about resigning from adulthood

submitted 600 days ago • 0 comments

An OnlyFans but it's me trying to see how long I am willing to scroll through the Bluesky timeline.

submitted 600 days ago • 0 comments

So Threads gonna have rate limits too so we can all delete uninstall that app, right?

submitted 601 days ago • 0 comments

I WAS HACKED

submitted 602 days ago • 0 comments

If you post horntily on here with no takers, you end up with Blueskyballs.

submitted 602 days ago • 0 comments

I just seen someone say people are horny on Bluesky? What corner of this app are they at and can I come thru with a tub of Vaseline?

submitted 602 days ago • 0 comments

Not to brag but I just got a back of the handjob by TSA at LAX.

submitted 606 days ago • 1 comment

...could I get rich if I become the first dumbass, unpatriotic, and unChristian conservative on here?

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