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Host of Crooked Media’s “What A Day.” Contributing writer at the New York Times. Previously: host of The Argument. Go Blue means Go the University of Michigan.
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He’d represent himself in court and win

Give Thomas Jefferson dabs and leave him be

he'd see one ad for having sex with older women in the corner and we'd never see him again

A TERRIBLE idea but extremely metal

Gouverneur Morris would need to be hospitalized

Hello from a run ended early due to “gonna die”

IT DOES.

One of the best NIN shows I’ve ever seen and also man I’m really glad Trent Reznor got sober youtu.be/Xq8Hebx_Wp0?...

AHHHHHHHHHH

We are NOT disrespecting Ludacris on this timeline

He is the single greatest anti-drug campaign of all time.

Breathing that good old fashioned Big Ten air, despite having just left that good old fashioned Big Ten air in Los Angeles

I am always right, except when I am not.

Hello, Seattle!

Feels like it would be easier to just prepare for your court appearances, rather than taking that time to murder your own client so you didn't have to go to court. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/u...

I’d watch a full documentary, seriously

Only tangentially related but damn DMX did that shit at Woodstock 99 youtu.be/xjsnALVN1DU?...

Exactly.

I am going to share this while also making it clear that I have absolutely no beef with Suge Knight

Look you ask RATM to do something they’re going to do it in the way they’re going to do it

It absolutely does

RATM writing a song for that movie where they’re like yes this is for a monster movie but we are NOT going to ignore the evils of contemporary capitalism

I think People magazine did a roundup of famous people being like “you would not believe what goes on at a Diddy party” and yeah uh that’s probably a little true

I mean this is a good thing, rappers getting old and joining walking groups is good

I am “I remember the day this video game out” years old, and man this has … aged. youtu.be/GbJO59nWQRU?...

I am “I remember the day this video game out” years old, and man this has … aged. youtu.be/GbJO59nWQRU?...

Just the worst hype man ever. I remain convinced that he paired up with Mase just so people could see that there was a worse MC out there.