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probably too late but any Paris recommendations warmly appreciated

submitted 36 minutes ago • 1 comment

I know Martinelli has been playing better *in general* and does a lot for the team but I just don't think you can have one of your three attackers go so long without being able to do it in front of goal. Play him at right back or something.

submitted 38 minutes ago • 1 comment

The fraud was supposed to just be the claim that the string of tattoos secretly meant "M-S-1-3" but the idea that explanatory text can be added to a picture was too subtle and complicated for his melted brain so he invented a whole even dumber fraud to believe in

submitted 5 hours ago • 10 comments

submitted 5 hours ago • 29 comments

all the punters barred by the old landlady start sidling in when she kicks the bucket

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Andor seems like a very very evil television series

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

yea cream on it

submitted 7 days ago • 39 comments

have never been sold on this obviously metaphorical Dan Hodges headline from years ago constituting much of a gotcha tbh

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

I know the transfer window is too distant for anyone to care about any more but it'd sure be nice to have an attacker to bring on

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

open.spotify.com/track/3HIoSF... I am enjoying the new Viagra Boys album, was not expecting them to write a Sun Kil Moon song

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

got a spare ticket going to Richard Dawson at the Clapham Grand tomorrow (Wednesday) evening - gf is sadly UNWELL. Stalls, which is sold out, via DICE so I can send the ticket to you and we can go together or very much separately. Was £35 but I'm very offer-friendly!! m.youtube.com/watch?v=7xs_...

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

good thing about Bluesky is being reminded of all the most tedious people on the planet you muted or blocked the last time around. I see most of them have helpfully slithered 10 degrees left now that they don't have an actual socialist they need to destroy.

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

remember when LGB Alliance were asked in court what charitable works they do and they didn’t know

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

there must surely be a tipping point where it loses companies more business to use an impossible chatbot than they save in staffing costs. banging my head against a wall here. I want to give you money idiots!

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

submitted 462 days ago • 17 comments

combination of new hair, the necklace my friends got me as a going away present and the dressing gown have turned me overnight into a sex criminal who owns a record label

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

need more songs about bog bodies

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of... some conservators died after opening an ancient tomb and inhaling a load of spores, very gnarly way to go.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

open.spotify.com/track/5LgEIO...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Take It Down Act is a total censorial mess. And yet, a ton of "progressive" Dems are supporting it, even as it will enable the highly politicized and weaponized FTC to go after websites and demand content be removed from the internet. www.techdirt.com/2025/04/28/c...

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Scenes from the Amazing Future Where People Have Transcended Their Bodies and Become Spheres of Solid Light

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

getting Heavy Bag fear after packing anything. even travelling light there's so much crap. could bin off the charging block but that's playing with fire, I don't want to be fighting hostel people for limited plugs and I need my laptop to work and phone to navigate. just going to have to crack on.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments